Mike109999's definitions
A sports team that looks very strong from a distance, but the closer and more carefully you look, the more you realize they are not very good, and are in fact, very beatable.
Also applicable to companies.
Also applicable to companies.
Jim: Man, you see how good New York looks, they are going to dominate the playoffs.
Ralph: Nah, they are so SkinnyFat. They are very top heavy, can't win close games, can't manufacture runs, have awful coaching, and they are not good under pressure. They only win blowouts. If you punch them in the face, they quickly wilt.
Jim: I hate SkinnyFat teams, I always bet against those teams, bruh.
Ralph: Nah, they are so SkinnyFat. They are very top heavy, can't win close games, can't manufacture runs, have awful coaching, and they are not good under pressure. They only win blowouts. If you punch them in the face, they quickly wilt.
Jim: I hate SkinnyFat teams, I always bet against those teams, bruh.
by Mike109999 March 18, 2022
Get the SkinnyFatmug. When someone says something so dumb, the entire conversation is killed and you need to move on immediately.
It is the talking equivalent of aggressively holding down the off button on your computer to just shut it down, without regard for open documents or what you were doing.
It is the talking equivalent of aggressively holding down the off button on your computer to just shut it down, without regard for open documents or what you were doing.
by Mike109999 April 23, 2022
Get the Ok, We're Done Heremug. When you have to force laughter in a business setting, most commonly seen in a meeting or walking by someone in the office.
It is similar to Foreskin Chuckle in its deliberateness.
It is similar to Foreskin Chuckle in its deliberateness.
Emmitt The Intern: Does every meeting start with talking about the weather, the latest on Twitter, and gas prices? Also, nobody said anything funny in that meeting, but I think Thompson ACTUALLY pounded the table 3 times.
Sinclair, The Savvy Office Veteran: Yes, it is imperative to Briefcase Chuckle before every meeting, each and every time someone mentions someone else's hometown, and whenever someone talks about their alma mater's rival.
Emmitt: Ahh, thank you for helping me. I really appreciate you showing me the ropes.
Sinclair: Ya, too bad your coach didn't show your boys the ropes last weekend, eh? That was quite a beating we gave you.
Emmitt: Oh Our QB just couldn't get anything going...OHFU...ohhhhhh I see what you did there.
Sinclair: You're Welcome.
Sinclair, The Savvy Office Veteran: Yes, it is imperative to Briefcase Chuckle before every meeting, each and every time someone mentions someone else's hometown, and whenever someone talks about their alma mater's rival.
Emmitt: Ahh, thank you for helping me. I really appreciate you showing me the ropes.
Sinclair: Ya, too bad your coach didn't show your boys the ropes last weekend, eh? That was quite a beating we gave you.
Emmitt: Oh Our QB just couldn't get anything going...OHFU...ohhhhhh I see what you did there.
Sinclair: You're Welcome.
by Mike109999 November 15, 2022
Get the Briefcase Chucklemug. Similar to an Emotional Mulligan, but at work, an emotional season ticket holder gives you a white collar chair shot, but they have so much equity built up, they are forgiven.
MA: Damn, I always felt like you were going to White Collar Major Applewhite me, but always thought you would tell me first.
NT: Ya, I am sorry Brosef, my boss is up my ass and I have to think of my family.
MA: I hear you fam, I saw this guy's Brofile, it is pretty stellar. You get a White Collar Mulligan.
NT: Ya, I am sorry Brosef, my boss is up my ass and I have to think of my family.
MA: I hear you fam, I saw this guy's Brofile, it is pretty stellar. You get a White Collar Mulligan.
by Mike109999 September 25, 2025
Get the White Collar Mulliganmug. When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.
Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
by Mike109999 May 3, 2022
Get the Lifetime Achievement Awardmug. When someone keeps a big job predominantly for how they look and for the perception of it being a good fit, as opposed to *actually being good*, he HAS to do all the little aesthetic things to compensate for being terrible.
Yurk: Ugh, my team has had the same shitty GM for 7 years, and we suck so bad. Why haven't they fired him yet?
LD: Well, obviously White Collar Steroids, but mostly he LOOKS the part and probably works the boardroom.
Yukr: Ugh, Ya, he for sure smells amazing, too.
LD: Well, obviously White Collar Steroids, but mostly he LOOKS the part and probably works the boardroom.
Yukr: Ugh, Ya, he for sure smells amazing, too.
by Mike109999 March 4, 2022
Get the He For Sure Smells Amazingmug. A bro's profile to see if he will fit in with the group of bros. It is an elevator pitch resume, for bros.
Matt: My sister wants us to invite her new bae into the GC.
Foley: Ok, whats his Brofile?
Matt: He only talks sports, shares pictures of sexy plates of wings and other sports aroused moments, and he for sure has not showered in 2 days.
Foley: He sounds amazing, he's in!
Foley: Ok, whats his Brofile?
Matt: He only talks sports, shares pictures of sexy plates of wings and other sports aroused moments, and he for sure has not showered in 2 days.
Foley: He sounds amazing, he's in!
by Mike109999 August 26, 2025
Get the Brofilemug.