Definitions by Mike109999
White Collar CockBlock
When your business partner or boss deliberately and maliciously prevents you from advancing your career or business, SOLELY out of spite.
Dana: Ugh, I am in a fight with my partner, she is going to FOR SURE White Collar CockBlock this next hire. Uch, we need the help so badly.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
White Collar CockBlock by Mike109999 August 15, 2022
White Collar Brosef
A close friend to bounce professional ideas & problems off of. They are not your mentors, family members or investors, so this distance allows them to give you sound advice, while keeping a tone of friendship, trust and objectivity.
Dan: Ugh, I just got off an investors call, Chris cited his mentor 3 times.
Alde: Fuck I hate that pretentious shit. I never mention my White Collar Brosef, that shit is personal.
Dan: Seriously Unc, let's get some shawarma.
Alde: Fuck I hate that pretentious shit. I never mention my White Collar Brosef, that shit is personal.
Dan: Seriously Unc, let's get some shawarma.
White Collar Brosef by Mike109999 August 15, 2022
White Collar Erotic
When someone is SO hyper elite in business environments and meetings, people of ALL management levels and seniority are intrigued by and want to work with them.
Dan: Man, I love having meetings with Patrick, literally EVERYONE in the meeting listens to him and does exactly what he says. He could get anything he wants done.
BT: Oh ya, Patrick is SO White Collar Erotic.
BT: Oh ya, Patrick is SO White Collar Erotic.
White Collar Erotic by Mike109999 August 7, 2022
85% Rule
Applies to sports bars that are always right near capacity, but you could always find a seat.
These unicorn bars are the best of both worlds for fans: A great atmosphere AND people know they could still get in without reservations.
These unicorn bars are the best of both worlds for fans: A great atmosphere AND people know they could still get in without reservations.
Melissa: Where we watching the game tonight, Fam?
Jeff: Ugh, I totally forgot to make a reso, I have been busy all week.
Melissa: Ok, tip-off is in one hour, let's go to 99 Wings, they are an 85% Rule place.
Jeff: So good, and they have the best cajun rub wings.
Jeff: Ugh, I totally forgot to make a reso, I have been busy all week.
Melissa: Ok, tip-off is in one hour, let's go to 99 Wings, they are an 85% Rule place.
Jeff: So good, and they have the best cajun rub wings.
85% Rule by Mike109999 August 6, 2022
Salade Nicoise
Similar to StayTuned, its usage immediately identifies the user as a Douche. Here, however, the douche label is due to the pronunciation, not just the usage.
Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.
Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.
*At a pretentious hotel restaurant, on a pretentious terrace, looking at overpriced, pretentious salads*
Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....
Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.
Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.
Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....
Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.
Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.
Salade Nicoise by Mike109999 July 24, 2022
Holler at Your Hebrew
When a Non-Jewish person needs a professional service from a Jewish person. Could be used by the acronym HAYH, or as the conjugation demands.
Spencer: I need your help, I know you're good at accounting. Could I call you later this week to look at my company's books?
Joshua: For sure, Holler at Your Hebrew.
PJ: Thanks, I'll HAMH later today to set up a time.
Joshua: For sure, Holler at Your Hebrew.
PJ: Thanks, I'll HAMH later today to set up a time.
Holler at Your Hebrew by Mike109999 May 5, 2022
Lifetime Achievement Award
When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.
Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
Lifetime Achievement Award by Mike109999 May 3, 2022