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When you are trying to sell your business services, the feeling you try to convey so your prospect is comfortable working with you AND comfortable telling their bosses why they chose you over your competitors.
JB: You are perfect for them! Listen, show the owner you have worked with firms exactly like hers, with the exact same problems and timelines.
She would be in very good hands, and working with you will provide them with tons of White Collar Compound Interest.
Be Like A White Collar Hug for the business owner.
BK: Good idea, thanks. I was starting to think I would a need a White Collar Rally-Squatch to close this.
She would be in very good hands, and working with you will provide them with tons of White Collar Compound Interest.
Be Like A White Collar Hug for the business owner.
BK: Good idea, thanks. I was starting to think I would a need a White Collar Rally-Squatch to close this.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
Get the Like A White Collar Hug mug.When something or someone is encrypted in your soul. They are a part of you, for better or worse, ON your Emotional Hard Drive.
Damon: Bro, could you stop deleting our group chats, it is really annoying and makes me feel unimportant.
Brett: Group chat messages are temporary, you are on my Emotional Hard Drive.
Damon: Thanks man, still annoying tho.
Brett: Group chat messages are temporary, you are on my Emotional Hard Drive.
Damon: Thanks man, still annoying tho.
by Mike109999 September 9, 2025
Get the Emotional Hard Drive mug.Having a 20-30 minute vent session with a friend where you unload and perge all of your internal crap. You feel like a weight is lifted from you, figuratively and literally.
When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.
When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.
Lauren: Vicky, thanks so much for the emotional colonic yesterday, you're a great friend.
Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.
Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.
Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.
Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.
by Mike109999 August 29, 2018
Get the Emotional Colonic mug.An idea that may seem worthy of changing your life for, in the name of chasing your dreams and YOLO, but objectively, it is a fucking bad idea.
The only reason to do it would be for YOLO, despite it being dumb, not calculated, and have lasting negative effects.
Like a face tattoo, for example.
The only reason to do it would be for YOLO, despite it being dumb, not calculated, and have lasting negative effects.
Like a face tattoo, for example.
Skip: I really want to leave my super successful company, where I make lots of money, have an amazing partner, have zero debt, and have tons of fortune 500 clients. I want to make weed cookies. This is my calling, this is my dream.
Shay: Skip, you cant do it now, everyone is flooding the weed market, and your company is rock solid. Now is NOT the time to leave.
Skip: I think this is my destiny, like do I want to wake up everyday and be a marketing guy?!?
Shay: Now is NOT the time for false YOLO. Just eat weed cookies at work. You own your office, fam. Best of both worlds.
Shay: Skip, you cant do it now, everyone is flooding the weed market, and your company is rock solid. Now is NOT the time to leave.
Skip: I think this is my destiny, like do I want to wake up everyday and be a marketing guy?!?
Shay: Now is NOT the time for false YOLO. Just eat weed cookies at work. You own your office, fam. Best of both worlds.
by Mike109999 February 8, 2022
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Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
by Mike109999 May 3, 2022
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Matt: My sister wants us to invite her new bae into the GC.
Foley: Ok, whats his Brofile?
Matt: He only talks sports, shares pictures of sexy plates of wings and other sports aroused moments, and he for sure has not showered in 2 days.
Foley: He sounds amazing, he's in!
Foley: Ok, whats his Brofile?
Matt: He only talks sports, shares pictures of sexy plates of wings and other sports aroused moments, and he for sure has not showered in 2 days.
Foley: He sounds amazing, he's in!
by Mike109999 August 26, 2025
Get the Brofile mug.Marty: Geez, you really went off in the GC defending your boy, eh? You didn't have to go nuclear on everyone just because you didnt get a basic joke.
Loh: Sorry I made it awkward for you, I Bro Hard.
Marty: Atleast pay for the flowers I have to send to everyone's wives for you calling them Street Capitalists.
Loh: Sorry I made it awkward for you, I Bro Hard.
Marty: Atleast pay for the flowers I have to send to everyone's wives for you calling them Street Capitalists.
by Mike109999 August 6, 2025
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