Warren: So cool you got this great new job from a contact you made almost 20 years ago.
Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.
Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.
Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.
Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.
by Mike109999 September 02, 2023
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When in conversation and the next talking points are in context and push the dialogue forward, but you will sound like a douche.
You emotionally prepare people by asking permission to sound like a douche, mostly to soften the landing of said douchiness.
When in conversation and the next talking points are in context and push the dialogue forward, but you will sound like a douche.
You emotionally prepare people by asking permission to sound like a douche, mostly to soften the landing of said douchiness.
PMF: Ya, I just think teams overcharging for ticket prices is absurd.
JBT: PTSLAD?
PMF: Please...
JBT: You know Paul, what people don't understand, is that sports is a business.
JBT: PTSLAD?
PMF: Please...
JBT: You know Paul, what people don't understand, is that sports is a business.
by Mike109999 December 29, 2022
Get the PTSLAD? mug.When someone at work has an artificial and unfair advantage over their peers, due to their parents or family being connected. This helps them get jobs, get introduced to people, invited to social events, etc...
Alex: John is really doing well at his career, he just got a killer job.
Mike: Oh, his dad got him that job, donated $25k also to the company's charity.
Alex: Ah, White Collar Steroids. I should have known. John is an idiot.
Mike: Oh, his dad got him that job, donated $25k also to the company's charity.
Alex: Ah, White Collar Steroids. I should have known. John is an idiot.
by Mike109999 August 01, 2020
Get the White Collar Steroids mug.When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.
Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
by Mike109999 May 03, 2022
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Matt: My sister wants us to invite her new bae into the GC.
Foley: Ok, whats his Brofile?
Matt: He only talks sports, shares pictures of sexy plates of wings and other sports aroused moments, and he for sure has not showered in 2 days.
Foley: He sounds amazing, he's in!
Foley: Ok, whats his Brofile?
Matt: He only talks sports, shares pictures of sexy plates of wings and other sports aroused moments, and he for sure has not showered in 2 days.
Foley: He sounds amazing, he's in!
by Mike109999 August 26, 2025
Get the Brofile mug.When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.
Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?
Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.
Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.
Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
by Mike109999 November 02, 2021
Get the Climate Wanking mug.A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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