When your business partner or boss deliberately and maliciously prevents you from advancing your career or business, SOLELY out of spite.
Dana: Ugh, I am in a fight with my partner, she is going to FOR SURE White Collar CockBlock this next hire. Uch, we need the help so badly.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
by Mike109999 August 16, 2022
Similar to StayTuned, its usage immediately identifies the user as a Douche. Here, however, the douche label is due to the pronunciation, not just the usage.
Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.
Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.
*At a pretentious hotel restaurant, on a pretentious terrace, looking at overpriced, pretentious salads*
Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....
Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.
Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.
Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....
Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.
Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.
by Mike109999 July 24, 2022
The business version of 'we are waiting to see what happens during the next few steps before we make any moves or decisions'.
It is a very descriptive term, in the sense it immediately identifies the user as a douche.
It is a very descriptive term, in the sense it immediately identifies the user as a douche.
Paul: Could you ask Peter if he could get us tickets to the game tonight.
Marion: Good call, I just sent him a text. StayTuned.
Paul: Fucking hell, forget it.
Marion: Good call, I just sent him a text. StayTuned.
Paul: Fucking hell, forget it.
by Mike109999 April 15, 2022
John: Remember that White Collar Sleepover we went to last year? We got so drunk, man.
Porter: You mean the International Tourism and Travel Show, the largest 3 day conference in the world?
John: Uch, nobody remembers seminars or conferences, sleepovers are forever.
Porter: You mean the International Tourism and Travel Show, the largest 3 day conference in the world?
John: Uch, nobody remembers seminars or conferences, sleepovers are forever.
by Mike109999 September 07, 2022
When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.
Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?
Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.
Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.
Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
by Mike109999 November 02, 2021
A sports team that looks very strong from a distance, but the closer and more carefully you look, the more you realize they are not very good, and are in fact, very beatable.
Also applicable to companies.
Also applicable to companies.
Jim: Man, you see how good New York looks, they are going to dominate the playoffs.
Ralph: Nah, they are so SkinnyFat. They are very top heavy, can't win close games, can't manufacture runs, have awful coaching, and they are not good under pressure. They only win blowouts. If you punch them in the face, they quickly wilt.
Jim: I hate SkinnyFat teams, I always bet against those teams, bruh.
Ralph: Nah, they are so SkinnyFat. They are very top heavy, can't win close games, can't manufacture runs, have awful coaching, and they are not good under pressure. They only win blowouts. If you punch them in the face, they quickly wilt.
Jim: I hate SkinnyFat teams, I always bet against those teams, bruh.
by Mike109999 March 18, 2022
When you are working for free in hopes of getting paid in the future, but the client does not value you or your work to pay you, aka take it to the next level.
Chrissy: Ya, I've been doing some work for Tony, if he gets this new big contract, he is going to pay me, but for now, I am just gonna lay low.
Adriana: Chrissy, you have been doing this for 6 months and he hasn't paid you. You're in the White Collar Friend Zone. Even if he gets the contract, he is never going to pay.
Adriana: Chrissy, you have been doing this for 6 months and he hasn't paid you. You're in the White Collar Friend Zone. Even if he gets the contract, he is never going to pay.
by Mike109999 September 02, 2023