Definitions by Mike109999
White Collar Friend Zone
When you are working for free in hopes of getting paid in the future, but the client does not value you or your work to pay you, aka take it to the next level.
Chrissy: Ya, I've been doing some work for Tony, if he gets this new big contract, he is going to pay me, but for now, I am just gonna lay low.
Adriana: Chrissy, you have been doing this for 6 months and he hasn't paid you. You're in the White Collar Friend Zone. Even if he gets the contract, he is never going to pay.
Adriana: Chrissy, you have been doing this for 6 months and he hasn't paid you. You're in the White Collar Friend Zone. Even if he gets the contract, he is never going to pay.
White Collar Friend Zone by Mike109999 September 1, 2023
PTSLAD?
Acronym for Permission To Sound Like A Douche.
When in conversation and the next talking points are in context and push the dialogue forward, but you will sound like a douche.
You emotionally prepare people by asking permission to sound like a douche, mostly to soften the landing of said douchiness.
When in conversation and the next talking points are in context and push the dialogue forward, but you will sound like a douche.
You emotionally prepare people by asking permission to sound like a douche, mostly to soften the landing of said douchiness.
PMF: Ya, I just think teams overcharging for ticket prices is absurd.
JBT: PTSLAD?
PMF: Please...
JBT: You know Paul, what people don't understand, is that sports is a business.
JBT: PTSLAD?
PMF: Please...
JBT: You know Paul, what people don't understand, is that sports is a business.
PTSLAD? by Mike109999 December 29, 2022
Briefcase Chuckle
When you have to force laughter in a business setting, most commonly seen in a meeting or walking by someone in the office.
It is similar to Foreskin Chuckle in its deliberateness.
It is similar to Foreskin Chuckle in its deliberateness.
Emmitt The Intern: Does every meeting start with talking about the weather, the latest on Twitter, and gas prices? Also, nobody said anything funny in that meeting, but I think Thompson ACTUALLY pounded the table 3 times.
Sinclair, The Savvy Office Veteran: Yes, it is imperative to Briefcase Chuckle before every meeting, each and every time someone mentions someone else's hometown, and whenever someone talks about their alma mater's rival.
Emmitt: Ahh, thank you for helping me. I really appreciate you showing me the ropes.
Sinclair: Ya, too bad your coach didn't show your boys the ropes last weekend, eh? That was quite a beating we gave you.
Emmitt: Oh Our QB just couldn't get anything going...OHFU...ohhhhhh I see what you did there.
Sinclair: You're Welcome.
Sinclair, The Savvy Office Veteran: Yes, it is imperative to Briefcase Chuckle before every meeting, each and every time someone mentions someone else's hometown, and whenever someone talks about their alma mater's rival.
Emmitt: Ahh, thank you for helping me. I really appreciate you showing me the ropes.
Sinclair: Ya, too bad your coach didn't show your boys the ropes last weekend, eh? That was quite a beating we gave you.
Emmitt: Oh Our QB just couldn't get anything going...OHFU...ohhhhhh I see what you did there.
Sinclair: You're Welcome.
Briefcase Chuckle by Mike109999 November 15, 2022
The Human Version of a Golden Retriever
A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.
Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.
Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.
Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.
Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
The Human Version of a Golden Retriever by Mike109999 October 2, 2022
White Collar Bledsoe
When you go on mat leave or LTD, and are replaced by a younger, more competent person, and let go upon (or before) your return.
HR: I’m sorry, Ms. Washington, we have to terminate your employment for WCB reasons.
MS. Washington: You can't White Collar Bledsoe me, I have people skills and make muffins for birthdays!
MS. Washington: You can't White Collar Bledsoe me, I have people skills and make muffins for birthdays!
White Collar Bledsoe by Mike109999 September 9, 2022
White Collar Sleepover
John: Remember that White Collar Sleepover we went to last year? We got so drunk, man.
Porter: You mean the International Tourism and Travel Show, the largest 3 day conference in the world?
John: Uch, nobody remembers seminars or conferences, sleepovers are forever.
Porter: You mean the International Tourism and Travel Show, the largest 3 day conference in the world?
John: Uch, nobody remembers seminars or conferences, sleepovers are forever.
White Collar Sleepover by Mike109999 September 6, 2022
Sports PTSD
When you have PTSD from a sporting event, play or team. It elicits the same anxiety, shortness of breath, nightmares, guilt, shame, and aggressive behaviour as traditional PTSD, and has the same traumatizing effect.
Dana: Hey Gurl, what are we going to get for our Super Bowl party, wings and pizza again?
Angie: Hey Gurl, I dont think we will make it this year, Brett's Sports PTSD is acting up again, he saw a highlight of the Hawks Patriots Super Bowl again. He hasnt left his room in 4 days.
Dana: Gurl, I hear you. Paul gets the same way when seeing the Joe Carter homerun. Let's just get sushi and update our Bumble accounts.
Angie: Hey Gurl, I dont think we will make it this year, Brett's Sports PTSD is acting up again, he saw a highlight of the Hawks Patriots Super Bowl again. He hasnt left his room in 4 days.
Dana: Gurl, I hear you. Paul gets the same way when seeing the Joe Carter homerun. Let's just get sushi and update our Bumble accounts.
Sports PTSD by Mike109999 September 6, 2022