A group of 3 or more very white men over-laughing at each other's predictable and forced dad jokes. It is most typically seen in a Canadian setting, talking hockey while drinking beer.
D'Andre: Hey, did you hear the latest McCown podcast today, I am so pumped about the upcoming NHL Season.
Dan: I love McCown, but man they Foreskin Chuckle all the time. Like, I get it, you think your friend is bad at golf, but is it really that funny to make fun of his handicap ALL THE TIME.
D'Andre: Tell me bout it fam, how many times do they have to laugh about how they worked together for so many years.
Dan: Totally agree. Without their Foreskin Chuckle, the show goes from 45 minutes to 30 minutes, easy.
Dan: I love McCown, but man they Foreskin Chuckle all the time. Like, I get it, you think your friend is bad at golf, but is it really that funny to make fun of his handicap ALL THE TIME.
D'Andre: Tell me bout it fam, how many times do they have to laugh about how they worked together for so many years.
Dan: Totally agree. Without their Foreskin Chuckle, the show goes from 45 minutes to 30 minutes, easy.
by Mike109999 October 01, 2021
Get the Foreskin Chuckle mug.When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.
Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.
The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.
Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.
The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.
Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.
Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.
3 months later.....
Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.
Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.
Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.
3 months later.....
Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.
Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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It is a very descriptive term, in the sense it immediately identifies the user as a douche.
It is a very descriptive term, in the sense it immediately identifies the user as a douche.
Paul: Could you ask Peter if he could get us tickets to the game tonight.
Marion: Good call, I just sent him a text. StayTuned.
Paul: Fucking hell, forget it.
Marion: Good call, I just sent him a text. StayTuned.
Paul: Fucking hell, forget it.
by Mike109999 April 15, 2022
Get the StayTuned mug.When you are aroused in a very non sexual way, but with the same intensity, emotion, and passion as sexual arousal.
It could be a very sudden feeling, like seeing a sexy stat or a big goal, but also could be a prolonged feeling, like the few days after your team makes a huge trade.
It could be a very sudden feeling, like seeing a sexy stat or a big goal, but also could be a prolonged feeling, like the few days after your team makes a huge trade.
Al: Holy shit you gotta see this stat, I cant believe how underrated Jones is.
Mark: Oh my god, I am so Sports Aroused, I had no idea Jones was THIS good.
Al: Sports Arousal is the best. I still get the sweats talking about the Super Bowl 20 years ago.
Mark: Oh my god, I am so Sports Aroused, I had no idea Jones was THIS good.
Al: Sports Arousal is the best. I still get the sweats talking about the Super Bowl 20 years ago.
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HR: I’m sorry, Ms. Washington, we have to terminate your employment for WCB reasons.
MS. Washington: You can't White Collar Bledsoe me, I have people skills and make muffins for birthdays!
MS. Washington: You can't White Collar Bledsoe me, I have people skills and make muffins for birthdays!
by Mike109999 September 09, 2022
Get the White Collar Bledsoe mug.When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.
This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.
The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.
The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.
Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.
Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic
Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.
Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic
by Mike109999 July 23, 2025
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John: Hey Mark, you want to invite Rich to go to Dockers with us for Breakfast, he could bring his wife and kids.
Mark: Nah, his parents are in town and he has serious Steph Curry Syndrome, so I try to stay away.
John: Oh right, right, man it was so awkward last Halloween when they both dressed as Spice Girls and everyone was hitting on his mom.
Mark: Nah, his parents are in town and he has serious Steph Curry Syndrome, so I try to stay away.
John: Oh right, right, man it was so awkward last Halloween when they both dressed as Spice Girls and everyone was hitting on his mom.
by Mike109999 June 12, 2019
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