Mike109999's definitions
Similar to StayTuned, its usage immediately identifies the user as a Douche. Here, however, the douche label is due to the pronunciation, not just the usage.
Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.
Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.
*At a pretentious hotel restaurant, on a pretentious terrace, looking at overpriced, pretentious salads*
Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....
Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.
Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.
Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....
Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.
Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.
by Mike109999 July 24, 2022
Get the Salade Nicoisemug. A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
Get the Empty Caloriesmug. When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.
Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?
Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.
Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.
Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
by Mike109999 November 2, 2021
Get the Climate Wankingmug. When you are hurt, badly and suddenly, from somebody at work, like a wrestler receiving a surprise chair shot and being knocked out.
Franch: Did you ever get the green light on that car file.
Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.
Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.
Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!
Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.
Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.
Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.
Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!
Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.
by Mike109999 August 2, 2025
Get the White Collar Chair Shotmug. When something or someone is encrypted in your soul. They are a part of you, for better or worse, ON your Emotional Hard Drive.
Damon: Bro, could you stop deleting our group chats, it is really annoying and makes me feel unimportant.
Brett: Group chat messages are temporary, you are on my Emotional Hard Drive.
Damon: Thanks man, still annoying tho.
Brett: Group chat messages are temporary, you are on my Emotional Hard Drive.
Damon: Thanks man, still annoying tho.
by Mike109999 September 9, 2025
Get the Emotional Hard Drivemug. When you are trying to sell your business services, the feeling you try to convey so your prospect is comfortable working with you AND comfortable telling their bosses why they chose you over your competitors.
JB: You are perfect for them! Listen, show the owner you have worked with firms exactly like hers, with the exact same problems and timelines.
She would be in very good hands, and working with you will provide them with tons of White Collar Compound Interest.
Be Like A White Collar Hug for the business owner.
BK: Good idea, thanks. I was starting to think I would a need a White Collar Rally-Squatch to close this.
She would be in very good hands, and working with you will provide them with tons of White Collar Compound Interest.
Be Like A White Collar Hug for the business owner.
BK: Good idea, thanks. I was starting to think I would a need a White Collar Rally-Squatch to close this.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
Get the Like A White Collar Hugmug. When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.
Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.
Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.
Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.
Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.
Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
by Mike109999 January 31, 2022
Get the Empty Net Goalmug.