Definitions by Mike the Ekim

Bob Dylan 

The greatest songwriter of all time. There are very few, if any, people who cannot relate to at least one of his songs.

The reason this guy is such an amazing songwriter is because he spent years studying the songwriting techniques of Bob Dylan.

Bob Dylan by Mike the Ekim May 13, 2005

Marklar 

A word that can be substituted for any noun.

Last marklar, I took my marklar to the marklar, and we had marklar for marklar. Then, I went to marklar.

Marklar by Mike the Ekim May 7, 2005

William Shakespeare

A guy that makes absolutely no sense, but is cool anyway.

William Shakespeare is the man even though I have no clue what the hell he's saying!

William Shakespeare by Mike the Ekim May 7, 2005

freshman 

the status that every sophomore, junior, or senior must start out with

The next time you see someone harass a freshman, remind the offender that he too was once a freshman.

freshman by Mike the Ekim April 18, 2005

booby trap 

A bra that's too small for someone

My girlfriend's been wearing the same bra since she was eleven years old. It's an A and she's a DD. She claims it's a booby trap.

booby trap by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

cell phone 

A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.

Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.

cell phone by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

Manwhore 

A man who takes advantage of women by telling them he won't love them unless she does something for him, such as sex. He may also cheat on them.

Sadly, a close friend of mine took her life after finding out she had been taken advantage of by a manwhore. R.I.P. Brandy 1989-2004

I can't let the girl I love fall into the hands of a manwhore!

Manwhore by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005