Mike the Ekim's definitions

get laid

the first thing an egg does

"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."

by Mike the Ekim July 19, 2005

The Mile

An "activity" used by gym teachers to make the phyiscally weak suffer from severe shortage of breath and often collapse.

Last time we did the mile in gym I almost died because I was so short of breath and they kept forcing me to run.

by Mike the Ekim September 26, 2005

boron

The combination of the words "bore" and "moron".

One scientist was such a boron that he named an element after what he was.

by Mike the Ekim December 23, 2004

The Reason

A song that was good until it got overplayed.

"All right, The Reason is on, I love this song!"

2 days later: "Oh shit, not The Reason again!"

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2006

liefje

someone who kills someone else's dignity

Val's such a fucking liefje. She killed my dignity.

by Mike the Ekim June 2, 2005

mu

a Greek letter used in physics to represent a frictional constant of a surface.

For this surface, mu k equals .3825

Beware of physics cows, they go "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

by Mike the Ekim December 28, 2005

piano

An instrument that never stays in tune.

Damnit, my piano's out of tune again!

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005