Mike the Ekim's definitions

mu

a Greek letter used in physics to represent a frictional constant of a surface.

For this surface, mu k equals .3825

Beware of physics cows, they go "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

by Mike the Ekim December 28, 2005

liefje

someone who kills someone else's dignity

Val's such a fucking liefje. She killed my dignity.

by Mike the Ekim June 2, 2005

square dance

An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.

Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

Barney

a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people

My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.

by Mike the Ekim April 24, 2006

Bob Dylan

The greatest songwriter of all time. There are very few, if any, people who cannot relate to at least one of his songs.

The reason this guy is such an amazing songwriter is because he spent years studying the songwriting techniques of Bob Dylan.

by Mike the Ekim May 13, 2005

freshman

the status that every sophomore, junior, or senior must start out with

The next time you see someone harass a freshman, remind the offender that he too was once a freshman.

by Mike the Ekim April 18, 2005

piano

An instrument that never stays in tune.

Damnit, my piano's out of tune again!

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005