someone who, bizarely, wishes they were a Cockney when they aren't one. Even more annoying than a cockney wanker since the latter can't help it, but a mockney is so by choice.
by Mike Read July 27, 2003
by mike read August 07, 2003
by mike read August 07, 2003
everyone's talking about it- yeah they are saying thank fuck I don't live in the east end like these tossers.
by mike read August 07, 2003
Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.
by Mike Read July 27, 2003
why cockney wanker'comedian' Michael Barrymore wishes he'd gone to jail after that bloke drowned in his swimming pool.
awight! I couldn't 'ardly walk after Dropping the Soap in G wing sharrers (trans: showers), guvnah, leave it aht, do what, you're 'aving a laugh!
by mike read August 13, 2003
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