Mike Payne's definitions

fermitate

The redneck method for making any type of wine, beer, or liquor.

Jason had to stop at a convenient store on his way to work to pick up some roadies because his wife dumped the beer out of his thermos and his homemade wine didn't fermitate yet.

by Mike Payne July 27, 2008

cherry smuggler

A synonym of grape smuggler for the better-endowed.

By the way Jason strutted across the beach, you could tell that he considered himself a cherry smuggler.

by Mike Payne March 3, 2008

goat rental

Leasing a goat for a giving period of time for the purpose of clearing an area of land.

The manager at the goat rental store suspected that Jason was lying about his rental goat running away when she saw the barbecue sauce stains all over his shirt.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

staplin'

Repairing the crotch area of your pants with a stapler while wearing them.

Jason attempted to sit indian-style three times before he ripped a hole in his pants and spent the afternoon staplin'.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

storing tuna

An excuse for getting caught cheating

When Jason came home at 5 a.m. and his wife wanted to smell his privates, he told her he was storing tuna.

by Mike Payne March 11, 2008

family switch

When the classic switch is performed by two members of the same family.

When Adam and his father Harry were double teaming Debbie and they performed the family switch, Adam noted that she did not have to travel to Paris to visit the Eiffel Tower.

by Mike Payne March 6, 2008

marketing tacos

When a girl walks around with the zipper of her pants pulled down. This is the female equivalent of selling hotdogs.

Ania didn't know why Jason kept staring at her pants until she looked down and realized that she was marketing tacos.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008