Definitions by Mike Payne

turkey baster baby 

A child produced through artificial insemination.

After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.

turkey baster baby by Mike Payne April 3, 2008

marketing tacos

When a girl walks around with the zipper of her pants pulled down. This is the female equivalent of selling hotdogs.

Ania didn't know why Jason kept staring at her pants until she looked down and realized that she was marketing tacos.

marketing tacos by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

staplin' 

Repairing the crotch area of your pants with a stapler while wearing them.

Jason attempted to sit indian-style three times before he ripped a hole in his pants and spent the afternoon staplin'.

staplin' by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

goat rental 

Leasing a goat for a giving period of time for the purpose of clearing an area of land.

The manager at the goat rental store suspected that Jason was lying about his rental goat running away when she saw the barbecue sauce stains all over his shirt.

goat rental by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

farm huntin' 

The sport killing of farm animals with a hunting rifle.

After downing a sixer of Budweiser on an empty stomach, Jason hopped his neighbor's fence to do some farm huntin'

farm huntin' by Mike Payne March 14, 2008

storing tuna 

An excuse for getting caught cheating

When Jason came home at 5 a.m. and his wife wanted to smell his privates, he told her he was storing tuna.

storing tuna by Mike Payne March 11, 2008

tuna smuggler 

A man that has not showered in over three days.

After a weekend of moving fishtanks, hunting goats, and breaking deaf girls hearts, Jason turned into quite the tuna smuggler.

tuna smuggler by Mike Payne March 11, 2008