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Definitions by Mike Oxlong

about to whup your ass....
It is 5 00 pm and it is time to go NOYA on the foosball table!
noya by Mike Oxlong June 10, 2006
The meatman...aka Andy stevenson.. also known as poncho meatman
THat guy is a fucking meatman he cleans the machines of blood and guts. A very degrading and worthless job..spit on him when you see him he works at meijer
meatman by mike oxlong November 18, 2004
Massive male orgy with one female in the middle getting facialed
"She was very eager to join my Bukake"
Bukake by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004

Dirty Manchez 

An action of a dirty sanchez performed by 2 men (see Dirty Sanchez)
"That guy was a total bitch so my friend and i gave him a dirty Manchez."
Dirty Manchez by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004

pook guy 

1. Chinese way to say "to trip"
2. Swear we use to degrade dumb shits like you and to release anger and stress in different languages
1 "I Pook Guyed on the road"
2 "You stupid mother fucking pook guy if i ever get my hands on you im gonna personally rip out your right eye and left testicle and replace them with the opposing organ."
pook guy by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004

thumb suckerjeff morgan

jeff morgan is the biggest fagot, he always sticks his hands down his pants and then sucks his thumb...he also thinks he can take nebody..hes a fucking pussy...he couldnt hurt shit...he lies about EVERYTHING too...psh! fucking liar...cant stand him!!!
yesterday while he was driving, he had his hands down his pants and then stuck his hand in his mouth..thats fucking sick...and he has a big nose!

captain morgan 

A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!
I waited until our second date to explain the captain morgan to my girlfriend.
captain morgan by Mike Oxlong April 9, 2004