Mike Hunt 's definitions

crotchy

1: crotch-like; especially in action, speech, or thought
2: being a self-centered asshole

that guy sure is crotchy today. what a jerk.

by mike hunt January 6, 2004

mexican belt fight

the ancient art of fighting with leather belts or straps usualy with either a cow bell or a big rodeo style belt buckle until either of the fighters has been knocked unconcious

rodney and orlando got into a mexican belt fight orlando still has the letter R imbedded in his forehead from rodneys rodeo belt buckle

by mike hunt February 21, 2005

knobjockey

arse bandit

oliver you're such a knobjockey

by mike hunt August 19, 2003

grocott

slang for the method of growing sleeping quarters for a baby that is due in nine months time.

Don't buy that bed I'll grocott

by Mike Hunt May 13, 2005

biddle

An incredibly sexy individual at the University of Alabama.

That Biddle is really a nice piece of ass.

by Mike Hunt February 2, 2005

hot bagging

tea bagging your woman after running a mile.

I'm gonna hit the gym, then I'm hot bagging the old lady.

by Mike Hunt June 17, 2006

love pump

When a male erection is inserted into a vacuum or spa jet, and becomes stuck in the hole.

Mike Fischer gets love pumps daily, that’s like the 5th time today.

by Mike Hunt May 20, 2004