F5

Commonly accepted as the strongest tornado possible. According to Thomas Schlatter, the Fujita scale goes all the way up to F-12, which is winds the speed of sound. The article was actually written in Fune 1986 and was cited in the Jan/Feb 98 issue of the same periodical. Since before the original article was written in 1986, there has never been a documented tornado of F-6 or above, and the author states it's not likely to happen.

James R. McDonald includes a table of Fujita levels and wind speeds. F-6 and above is labled as "inconcievable damage". Wind speed are as follows (in miles per hour):
F-6 319-379
F-7 380-445
F-8 446-513
F-9 514-585
F-10 586-659
F-11 660-735
F-12 736 and above
note: The speed of sound at -3ºC is 736 miles per hour.

Works Cited

McDonald, James R. "T. THEODORE FUJITA: HIS CONTRIBUTION TO TORNADO KNOWLEDGE THROUGH DAMAGE DOCUMENTATION AND THE FUJITA SCALE." Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society; Jan2001, Vol. 82 Issue 1, p63-72

Schlatter, Thomas. "F6 Tornadoes." Weatherwise; Jan/Feb98, Vol. 51 Issue 1, p28

by Mike February 05, 2005

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a PC that can play Tribes.

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microphobe

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.

Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.

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ford

Fuckin Over Rated Disaster

the only good ford is a junkyard one

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adj, of or pertaining to the God-Weasel Thwark.

verb, being the God-Weasel Thwark while skiing (thwarking)

Oh my god, It's thwark!; He looks just like thwark!; Let's go thwarking!

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xena

The main character in the popular television show "Xena: Warrior Princess."

Xena killed someone.

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When a crappy band finally makes a song that sounds good.

It's a commonly held belief that Metallica's sellout song is "Wherever I May Roam", an excellent piece of music.

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