Mike 's definitions

Silentese

Silentese noun, adjective (silent + suffix –ese, like in Chinese, Japanese, Portuguese) – the language of silence; it may include paralingustic signs, gestures, mimicry and facial expressions.

He didn't say anything. – Why, he spoke eloquently, but it was Silentese, the most difficult language to study and understand.

We are working on Silentese-English dictionary. It will include those
concepts for which now we have no words in our dictionaries. We need to translate them into new English words.

by Mike December 25, 2003

frumpy

ADJ. A milder word for describing a young female as slightly overweight, and homely all at once.

I hope none of my friends find out I had sex with Jenny jenny, she's frumpy.

by Mike June 20, 2003

shazzam

when you cut a piece of paper up into a lot of pieces then put it into their trapper keeper

"shit son i just got shazzamed"

by mike April 23, 2005

Phwayadoin'

Short for "What are you doing?" Used when somebody is doing something stupid or selfish, particularly if they are annoying you in doing so.

e.g. A group of people are talking and blocking the pavement. You walk past and say "phwayadoin'?!" to them with an evil on your face.

by Mike February 22, 2004

M.A.G.I.C

An acronym to account for a sudden departure from the NBA.

My ass got infected coach

by Mike December 21, 2003

Ballshit

N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.

Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.

Vern was deemed a ballshit by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using butter to alleviate painful burns.

by Mike July 17, 2003

session

a group of people smoking up

"yo lets run a session"

by mike December 15, 2003