shtuff

Alternative to shit, usually when one is censoring one's self mid-sentence to avoid punishment by a higher authority.

Son: Mom, will you give me 20 bucks?
Mom: What do you need it for?
Son: I need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.

by Mike July 23, 2003

Poot

To take a dump or shit

Dude Ill be right back i need to take a major poot.

by Mike June 26, 2003

Old mans wang

the medical term also known as Impotence

Jeremy Braun tried viagra to cure his old mans wang

by mike January 06, 2004

strugglement

a word made up by a pissed foster

foster had a strugglement gettin in this morning

by mike March 01, 2004

Tripin

you say something that isnt true.

Elgin was tripin when he said that he wasnt straight.

by mike November 13, 2003

goyem

Means "non-jewish"...or not belonging to the jewish community...

note that it is the plural form of "goy"...which is one non-jew

Sorry reverend, I dind't mean to embarass you in front of the goyem

by Mike January 05, 2005

sk8r boi

A braindead twat who listents to shit nu-metal music and thinks he's kewl and different just because he thinks he's a metaller!!

That sk8r boi is a complete TWAT!

by Mike February 21, 2004