Mike 's definitions

Rumblebee

One who tries to be something he or she is not destined to be. The word originates from the great tale of the Rhino who wished to be a Bumblebee. He tried re-attaching his horn onto his ass after tearing it off his forhead, for the stinger, and also painting yellow and black stripes across his body. He went looking for a hive to meet Bumblebee friends, he found one but could not fit inside. When he tried, the hive came falling to the ground which resulted in all the Bumblebees giving the imposter painfull stings all over his body. He then washed off the paint, and put his horn back where it was supposed to be, and went back to his Rhino friends. He was teased and called a Rumblebee for the rest of his lifetime, and that is how the word came about.

Elaine was being a real Rumblebee today, did you see how she was trying to be a punk like Dennis? That is so not her style.

by Mike June 26, 2004

knut

A fucking HUGE tool.

Damn that knut sure is a fuckwit.

by mike April 25, 2005

Jeff Davis

Freedom-loving patriot who served as the only President of the Confederate States of America. DEO VINDICE!!!

Jeff Davis was a patriot.

by Mike March 10, 2005

Ch'mon

Short for 'Come On'.
From the Scissor Sisters song 'Laura'.

Don't you give me your,
Ch'mon,
Ch'mon,
Where is your love?
Don't you give me your love,
Don't you give me your,
Ch'mon,
Ch'mon,
Where is your love?
Don't you give me your love?
Don't you give me yo

by Mike August 2, 2004

smother fuck

to run your bare ass crack back and fourth on a unexpecting or sleeping persons face.

The first one to go to sleep is going to get smother fucked.

by Mike March 25, 2004

Haterade

Something that alot of people sip on, that makes them jealous of others (hatin')

When some one is jealous of your basketball skillz they haven't been drinking Gaterade,they've been drinking Haterade

by Mike November 3, 2003

poor bastard

a really poor kid

michael kennedy

by mike January 21, 2004