Mike's definitions
by mike July 19, 2004
Get the pretentious losermug. Referring to the exchanging of bodily fluids between two guys through the course of anal sex.
One may say this in a joking way to ones chums to gain a chance of laughter, but has really got, what the youth of today call "issues" and should stop being so "batty"
One may say this in a joking way to ones chums to gain a chance of laughter, but has really got, what the youth of today call "issues" and should stop being so "batty"
Mike says to Patric
"mate forget about going to The Hart, lets go to that gay bar - The Birdcage. After all, one up the bum no harm done." This is when Patric would probably knock the shit out of Mike, grab a beer and go to The Hart.
"mate forget about going to The Hart, lets go to that gay bar - The Birdcage. After all, one up the bum no harm done." This is when Patric would probably knock the shit out of Mike, grab a beer and go to The Hart.
by Mike February 11, 2006
Get the one up the bum, no harm donemug. Mellon could not be help responcible when things got krimpy at the basketball game and a fight broke out.
by mike March 3, 2005
Get the Krimpymug. A word with three definitions
1-(literary, official) a prostitute.
2-(vernacular, male) a woman who refuses to do what you want.
3-(vernacular, female) a woman you suspect of having a better sex life than you do.
1-(literary, official) a prostitute.
2-(vernacular, male) a woman who refuses to do what you want.
3-(vernacular, female) a woman you suspect of having a better sex life than you do.
by mike December 2, 2004
Get the putamug. by Mike November 22, 2004
Get the BRACCIOLEmug. same as to "mung" someone except to the male species. The process of digging up a dead man from a graveyard, having 1 guy jump on top of his stomach, and 1 guy with his mouth to the dead mans testicles until all the dead semen explode from his testicles
by mike October 15, 2003
Get the munglemug. Mentality+entity
1. A one-night stand for your brain — an AI personality that exists only while you’re chatting with it.
2. Short for mental entity. Think Tinder, but for conversations with robots.
3. "Gone in a click, but will haunt my algorithm forever."
4. Mentity — It’s like a one-use brain condom. 🧠💬
1. A one-night stand for your brain — an AI personality that exists only while you’re chatting with it.
2. Short for mental entity. Think Tinder, but for conversations with robots.
3. "Gone in a click, but will haunt my algorithm forever."
4. Mentity — It’s like a one-use brain condom. 🧠💬
“My mentity told me I was brilliant… then ghosted me forever when I closed the tab.”
“Every new chat gives me a different mentity. Yesterday’s was a poet, today’s is a snarky life coach.”
“Every new chat gives me a different mentity. Yesterday’s was a poet, today’s is a snarky life coach.”
by Mike August 13, 2025
Get the Mentitymug.