Mike's definitions

Old timer

Someone thats been alive for a long time

The word can be used like this "Man that old timer knows his stuff, go ask him how to do it" If you need fishing tips ask a old timer they know there stuff

by Mike May 1, 2004

turkey

The best spirit in the world

Fancy some turkey?

by mike July 14, 2003

31337

to be elite. one who has skills.

i am one elite hacker.
i am one 31337 hacker.
hes elite.
hes 31337.

by mike July 6, 2003

requiem for a dream

Crazy movie.... holy shit.

One of those movies that makes you feel not so happy at the end

Holy fuck that was crazy. Gotta get me some amphetamines so i can be as crazy as her.

by Mike March 28, 2004

Smurfed

smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.

Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!

by mike October 14, 2003

sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005

damien rice

a beautiful musician who creates beautiful music.

"i like to listen to damien rice while laying in the dark with my special someone"

by mike April 24, 2005