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budu

the pagan Russian god of fertility. antomically similar to an inverted penis
all hail almighty budu, lord of fertility
by mike May 8, 2003
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rosebud

The appearance of one's rectum after fisting. The internal tissue pulls out beyond the sphincter muscle. The bright red to pinkish tissue looks like a rosebud.
That dude takes alot of fists up his ass- check out that rosebud.
by mike May 23, 2003
mugGet the rosebudmug.

Chaooo

this is the mexican mateing call used by many of us white boys. we use it as a signal to know where the other person is.
"CHaoooo!" other side of school campus "chaoooo!"

when someone calls out "Chaoo" you return the same call
by Mike July 5, 2004
mugGet the Chaooomug.

toasticles

whenever you take a laundry load out of the dryer and immediately put on a steaming hot pair of underwear
"Ain't nothing like a nice pair of toasticles on a cold day."
by MIKE February 3, 2004
mugGet the toasticlesmug.

Stop Sign

do you really need an example to help you visualize this anymore?
by mike December 8, 2003
mugGet the Stop Signmug.

Our Lady of Lourdes Academy

School of mostly rich snobby prude bitches. I dont know why they go out with Belen guys they arent even interested in them cuz they are all gay.
by Mike April 25, 2005
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Hot Topic

The single most easiest store to steal from. I went in there and stole 150 dollars worth of merchandise (wich isnt too much). After that i was so pumped that i went back in there and stole a shirt. My friend stole a studded belt for crying out loud.

I think that's one of the reasons for things there being way too over priced, instead of buying security cameras they over-price everything. Recently they put fake tags on stuff over 50 dollars (pretty much everything). The only problem that caused were the douch bags working the counters forgetting to take off the tags, and since the tags were fake, they didnt go off so you'd be stuck making another trip to the mall to get the tags off. so stealing from there would actually save you time and money.
I stole wristbands, chokers, bracelets, tripp nyc bracelets, msi shirt, a jack ass belt buckle, crapy hair dye, a studded belt, a chain wallet and to top it off the cashier girl's virginity. Then sold everything on ebay.

"you'd have to be a retard if you get caught stealing from hot topic"
by mike October 2, 2004
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