Definitions by Mike

Salty Jones 

Having a White male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the first male. See also Pepper Johnson.

Matt Drodz was estatic to recieve the Salty Jones from Thibido after a long day at the fudge packing facility.

Salty Jones by Mike November 27, 2003

Bloody Bruce 

Death from excessive loss of blood from the anus.

After Grant gave Ottis a pepper johnson Ottis' death was ruled as a Bloody Bruce.

Bloody Bruce by Mike November 27, 2003

Bloody Larry 

Death by excessive blood loss from the penis.

Mike F. masturbated to a picture of K. Didda so much, he suffered a Bloody Larry.

Bloody Larry by Mike November 27, 2003

obeast

when someone is obscenely fat

if your mass is equivalent to that of a forklift, then damnn brotha (sista), you gotta be obeast

obeast by mike November 27, 2003

Oklabama 

Any Redneck US state that involves farming, straw chewing, and chicken fucking.

My buddy just took his big ass 4X4 down to Oklabama to marry his cousin's momma...who just so happens to be his sister.

Oklabama by Mike November 27, 2003

Your moms your face 

When your face is actually your mom....

Hey! Your moms your face! Booya!

Your moms your face by Mike November 27, 2003

Spifernifik 

Special or amazing in every conceivable way. So fantastic that it is beyond belief.

this all inclusive dictionary of dirt is spifernific.

Spifernifik by Mike November 27, 2003