Mike's definitions

hezmana

Another term for hell. Used on the tv show Farscape

What the hezmana is going on?

by Mike August 7, 2003

the charlie brown

to get your dick sucked while seated wearing roller blades

I got a charlie brown at the roller rink.

by mike July 4, 2003

minion bones

Minion bones is a creature born in the depths of the minion factory. His body is 90% graphlite (used in the Aerospace industry for its lightness, flexibility, strength, consistancy in properties and cost effective pricing.). The project code named "minion bones, man or machine?" Has created the minion we all know as Bones. He was sadly created without eye lids due to budget cuts, but he can slice tomatoes with his unusally thin wrists, and it's rumored he has the power to control elements when he reaches the ripe age of 76 ( the day before he dies).

Minion bones get your ass OVER HERE!!

by mike May 13, 2005

Illegal Mike

Any person by the name of Mike that enjoys anything of the sorts that have to do with breaking the law.

Illegal Mike loves to sell contraband, have sex with underage girls, litter while driving down the road at a high rate of speed, and shoot his pistol off like he just don't care.

by Mike June 11, 2006

pwns

Stemming from the misspelling of the word "owns", being that the "p" key is right next to the "o" key. It does not mean the possesive "owns", but as in a form of domination, such as in a game or sport.

Dude, he pwns you at Halo.
He pwns all of you at basketball.
I pwn your sister... all night long.

by Mike November 3, 2003

red baron

Liquid DXM, aka robotussin.

I have myself a date with the Red Baron tonight.

by Mike February 6, 2006

fade to black

A song by the band Metallica, from the album "Ride the Lightening".

"Fade to Black is fucking great."

by Mike August 29, 2003