Mike's definitions

xanga

a website that i use to let pple kno how miserable and pointless my life is

wow, my friend got shot 2day, thats definitly goin on my xanga

by mike March 3, 2004

User Name Music Enthusiest

By definition a "gay-fag-queer"

You know that guy who signs the defintions as Music Enthusiest, I heard he loves the cock

by Mike October 22, 2003

richard smith

highly intelligent young man who fears and loths spontaneous phone calls including the words 'moo' and 'rar'

richard: you peon, you just called me and said 'moo'

by mike April 6, 2005

Trans Am

Pontiac Trans Am, based on the General Motors F-body. Best examples made in third generation or older. Best if used to run blocker for a semi bootlegging Coors from Texarkana to Atlanta. New models often seen being driven by elitist idiots who dont deserve to wash a T/A.

"This is Sherrif Buford T. Justice. I am in hot pursuit of a black Trans Am"

"A 1977 Pontiac Trans Am Special Edition will still be a classic when your 5-series Bimmer is rusting away instead of driving away."

by Mike July 5, 2003

weakstick

A salesperson who is unable to close a sale without the aid of one of his/her co-workers.

"No Eric, I will not talk to your customers for you. Go close the sale you weakstick.

by Mike June 8, 2004

needlepoint

LSD of the highest quality. 98% pure. Comparable to pharmaceutical LSD. Made by washing (purifying) fluff (95% LSD). Only found in crystal form and even then only in small quanities. Not something you could get of your average deadhead/hippy. Given the current climate, it's quite possible that its no longer being produced.

Needlepoint was the pride and joy of Haight St.

by mike April 10, 2004

Flip

To Stunt, sell drugs, or to take a ride somewhere

1. Ever since Joey has a job that makes 6 figures, Joey flips alot with his jewels.
2. Them boys are flippin every moring on the corner before the cops come.
3. Im going to flip with my friends to the club.

by MIKE April 27, 2004