Mike's definitions

Cross Country

Pimp ass Sport Whoosh

every things funner with a runner

i love the cross country ladies

by Mike October 28, 2004

Meow Meow Snatch

A fart from the vagina. See queef

was that a fart or a queef?

by mike November 29, 2003

piss artist

piss waster twat dribbly retard

1.Some one who pisses on the seat
2. some one whilst drunk who paints pictures on walls with piss
3. some one who cant control there penis

by mike October 31, 2004

arachnophobia

Somebody that fears spiders
(Comes from two greek words Arachno means spider and Phobia means to fear)

that bitch has arachnophobia

by mike February 8, 2004

Christian Death Metal

you cant believe in the death metal philosophy and folow chistianity at least in theary
i dont even like death metal really but i thought this would be helpfull!

Hot topic poseur: hey sence that kids listening to that cd which tells you to be christian im gonna buy the cd then buy a bible and read it to fit in.
metal and hardcore and punk were started to break away from structurnot to puch ideals on others

by mike July 23, 2004

Camp Longhorn

heaven...hallie will always be with us there

Camp Longhorn is my LIFE

by mike December 23, 2004

White Mexican

A Alias for our leader Don Hock while his is on espionage missions in the enemy territory of Aloysius. He is our leader, and he is the living reincarnation of our god, Juan.

Facist: Where is Don Hock?
POW/Rape Victim: Um... he's definatly not White Mexican...
Facist: Um... O.K.
POW/Rape Victim: ...dumbass....
Facist: That will be 1000 but-fucks!
POW/ Rape Victim: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mike November 12, 2004