Mike's definitions

thwark

noun, the God-Weasel

adj, of or pertaining to the God-Weasel Thwark.

verb, being the God-Weasel Thwark while skiing (thwarking)

Oh my god, It's thwark!; He looks just like thwark!; Let's go thwarking!

by Mike February 1, 2004

bunkified

A very ugly chick

Yo that girl is bunkified

by Mike April 17, 2004

marijuanaville

The pimpest gamers community around.

MarijuanaVille is your god.

by Mike March 23, 2003

cajole

to force someone into doing something they don't really want to do

Melinda acted as if she didn't want any, but Mike cajoled her into having a couple of beers.

by Mike October 13, 2003

slippery doo da

a slippery doo da is when you fuck a girl hard in the ass then you eat all her hair on her scalpe until she is bald then you let her shit on your eye lids as you blink her shit gets into your eyes. then she makes out with you while you both have her shit in your moufs. It is also known to be done with dogs,cats,mouse any small woodland animal would work nice. and if you really want to get down you can use a elephant. some people like to kick it up a notch and get knives and cut open there partners insides and have sex with there internal intestines

holy shit bakla gave me the best slippery doo da last night my ass is still bleeding.

by mike March 11, 2004

diva

a perticular attitude a girl has some call it bitchy while others do not

Trish Stratus
Lita
Victoria
X-tina(bitch)

by Mike February 17, 2004

peter and the test tube babies

A bad ass punk band with a funny vocalist

Banned from the pubs get outta this place cause we dont like your face

by mike August 17, 2004