Mike's definitions

Restructure

Corporate speak for fire or make redundant.

Today Paul was restructured

by Mike March 19, 2005

epiglottis

Word frequently used in Countdown

Wow Andy, thats a pretty sweet looking epiglottis you've got there!

by Mike May 2, 2004

dooma

a sweet ass thing to smoke weed

he had a kickass dooma

by mike May 13, 2005

squicking

The practice one takes up when skullfucking becomes tedious. Skullfucking is the easiest of the two acts, as you only have to remove your partners eye to get somewhere to stick your thingy. A proper squicking requires you to trephine your partner (make a hole in your partners skull) and pork its brain this way. Aiming for the gap between the two hemispheres is said to provide you with firestorming orgasms.

Und tuh buscotini mosta umpotee cunder squicked mayee.

(And the {retarded babble} squicked me)

by Mike January 21, 2004

RIAA

1 word: Assholes

I hate the RIAA

by Mike November 8, 2003

butt plug

a name of some one who is acting in a certain way that is to imatate or be like a butt plug

"you are sucha a butt plug"

by Mike December 23, 2002

Sponge Box

A girls most intimate spot, and my favorite place to eat.

Man, last night i had a feast of tangarines and sponge box. Yea i thought i could smell sponge box on your breath.

by Mike December 11, 2003