Mike's definitions

rice wing

A very large spoiler mounted to the trunk/hatch of a rice rocket. Such wings are commonly furnished due to the insufficient size of the so called riceboys penis. Rice wings are occasionally positioned upside down in an attempt to be original, however achieving the status of ignoramus.

Materials most often used are fiberglass or aluminum. Virtually any form or material will have a negative result on most all rice rockets.

That stupid rice boy's rice wing flew off and hit that old lady on the side walk.

by Mike May 23, 2003

Bizzlenatch

another word for bitch

yo bizzlenatch get me some water

by Mike November 29, 2003

cratch

NOUN. Cratch- The area of skin in the crease formed where one's leg meets one's crotch.

Man, after a run, my cratch gets all chaffed and sweaty, I need to wear boxer-briefs!

by Mike August 21, 2004

Mushroom Tattoo

Whipping your cock against ones' face extrememly hard to leave a mushroom tattoo.

Look at that huge Mushroom Tattoo on Su's face left by Toran.

by Mike February 4, 2004

big furry hat

Usually a comment that gay men say when they don't have big hair.

Hey Jon, it's Jeff returning your call from yesterday evening.My hair is not very big, but I have been known to throw on a big furry hat every now and then.

by Mike February 8, 2004

CFPW (Coc fase poos-e whipped)

cockface pussy whipped
guys that are deuschbags and Pw's at the same time

by mike June 10, 2003

fibber

One who is from Illinois (stands for F*cking Illinois Bastard

The fibber drove really fast up in Wisconsin

by mike January 18, 2005