Definitions by Mike

tezzas 

slang for testicles

A: Hey Fool! lets go see a flick.
B: errrr Aight! Just let me ring yo mama and tell her she cant come over and lick my tezzas!

tezzas by Mike June 11, 2004

gelareh 

a bad person who likes 2 back stab her own cousin and her brothers friends behind there backs that little goof sux.

some one fat ugly likes rocks must be gelareh

gelareh by mike June 10, 2004

purple haze 

kick ass song by jimi hendrix, strongest naturally grown weed, not laced

man i listened to purple haxe after i smoke that purple haze n i was trippin

purple haze by mike June 9, 2004

skate 

(verb) A co-worker/salesperson who steals your sale behind your back.

"That guy is a fu*king skate so watch your back."

skate by Mike June 8, 2004

weakstick 

A salesperson who is unable to close a sale without the aid of one of his/her co-workers.

"No Eric, I will not talk to your customers for you. Go close the sale you weakstick.

weakstick by Mike June 8, 2004

buffer 

A machine that is used with wax to restore a vehicles paint.

Get the buffer so we can finish waxing these cars bitch.

buffer by Mike June 8, 2004

Midnight Fog 

The act of masturnation onto a females face and getting some in her eye therefore causing her to have blurred vision.

Female having blurred vision and only being able to see light do to her eyes filled with cum.

Midnight Fog by Mike June 5, 2004