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pick up line

Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?

You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

The only thing that would look better on you is me.

You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.

I lost my virginity can i have yours?

Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.
by Mike December 28, 2005
mugGet the pick up linemug.

Miguel Cuanalo

Warped gringo who is in dire need of anger management
No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Mike May 3, 2004
mugGet the Miguel Cuanalomug.

acceleraphobia

Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. It's simply the rate at which one arrives at that speed that causes discomfort. Therefore, someone with a fear of acceleration can quite comfortably travel at 70 mph on a motorway, but they're not going to floor the accelerator in first gear, because that's just stupid and only morons drive like that.
Travelling from 0 to 30 mph by flooring the accelerator in first gear and reving up the engine on purpose to make a noise like a complete and utter twat.
by Mike May 13, 2005
mugGet the acceleraphobiamug.

Lindy

Shortened name for Lindy Hop, the mother of all swing dances. The name comes from a 1927 news headline which proclaimed "Lindy Hops the Atlantic" with reference to Charles Lindbergh's legendary flight.

The dance is between partners, one leader and one follower, typically a man and woman. The choreography is improvised on the fly by the lead, who guides the follow through turns, pushes, and other steps.

The timing is based on four-count blocks, and is typically danced to big-band swing music.
Hey baby, wanna Lindy?
by Mike April 27, 2006
mugGet the Lindymug.

nub

yo man I like da nub! Wut Happened?
I cut off my finger fixing my car and i was left with da nub.
by Mike February 9, 2004
mugGet the nubmug.

Gaydor

The god of all faggots. King of of the flamers. Resides in San Francisco, CA.
Gaydor,pray to him and you'll turn gay. He is top notch fag and ruler of all queers alike.
by mike July 5, 2004
mugGet the Gaydormug.

Trangitis

The way I feel sick when I am without Trang, alone or with other people. At this time it is not believed that trangitis is contagious.
Symptoms of trangitis include lonliness, loss of appetite, difficulty concentrating, and an inability to smile without thinking about Trang.
by Mike December 6, 2004
mugGet the Trangitismug.

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