Mike's definitions

Belgarath

A word for a fagget on the extremely gay Frozen Oven message boards who likes to get dick up his ass.

"You're such a Belgarath"

by Mike June 30, 2004

BFW

Big fugly woman; a completely unsexy fat girl.

Though she's plump, she's very pretty so I wouldn't say she's a BFW.

by Mike December 16, 2004

tom servo

tom servo is the reb gumball machine robot on the critically acclaimed tv show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. He makes most of the comments that have deep meaning, being built with a philosophical side.

tom servo just made fun of that guy by quoting einstiens theroy of relativity.

by Mike December 3, 2004

Toggy

Noun

Slang term used to describe a person (usually male) who partakes in massive quantities of alcohol consumption. Not to be confused with drunks and alcoholics. Generally a person of slightly classier and/or professional nature, but definitely not a wine taster; could be a wine guzzler.

"Hey, there goes Mike going back to the pub, that ol' toggy!"

"Aaron, toggies pay for their OWN booze."

"If I had more money, I'd stop bein' a worthless toggy, an' get some real pricey hootch."

by Mike January 30, 2004

yub yub

1> the proclomation of your food arriving at the table

waitress: "who had the ham and swiss?"
Mike: "YUB YUB!"

by Mike December 7, 2003

bioplagiarism

a term in bioinformatics: unsolicited cloning as a violation of the copyright law.

All of us are fleshy citations from our ancestors. Who cares about quotation marks? Bioplagiarism is in the order of things.

by Mike March 30, 2008

aline

hyper-active (sexually) and little

i dont want you pulling an aline on me.

by mike October 1, 2004