one-eyed giant

The penis; usually a very large one.

Daphne fainted when she saw my one-eyed giant.

by Miguel Sanchez July 01, 2003

cut sik

cut sik=went off, crazy fun had a hell good time

we cut sik when we went cruising on Firday night

by Miguel Sanchez May 16, 2005

Edina

Every Day I Need Attention; the most stuck up suburb ever known in the history of the universe.

OMG, I would eat my own ass with a spoon before I would ever move to Edina

by miguel sanchez May 11, 2003

Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC

Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.

by Miguel Sanchez July 06, 2003

trouser cough

A fart.

That was a great trouser cough!

by Miguel Sanchez July 01, 2003

ass pants

Tight, stretchy pants meant to show-off one's ass. Typically worn by college hoochies out clubbing.

Anna is so hot in her ass pants.

by Miguel Sanchez July 02, 2003

jerking the gherkin

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word

We caught John jerking the gherkin.

by Miguel Sanchez July 02, 2003