Midwestrn Soldier's definitions

pain-gwen

the proper way to pronounce "Penguin". This is most commonly heard in Pennsylvania and the Midwest. (It's cute.)

I wanna go to da zoo and see some tigers, gorillas, and pain-gwens.

by Midwestrn Soldier November 14, 2004

Indianapolis

regardless what other people who call the city "IndiaNoPlace" say, the capital of Indiana is still great. It can't be that bad, as its population has grown steadily, meaning people aren't leaving. The city currently has a population of over 780,000. That's bigger than St. Louis, Omaha, Milwaukee, Louisville, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, and EVEN Boston, folks. It has a great skyline in my opinion, and it is growing in the "clean" industry area. For example, they now have several pharmaceutical and software companies. In addition, the city can be reached throught a day's drive by over half of the United States population. The Indianapolis Colts are great football team (They beat the Packers before), the Pacers rock, and IndyCar is way better than that stupid NASCAR. Oh yeah, Indianapolis is not full of a bunch of stupid Midwestern hicks, there are thousands and thousands of successful people within the city with various careers ranging from medicine, industrial and technological, education, etc.

I-town is great, or Indy, or Circle City....

by Midwestrn Soldier October 25, 2004

po-po's

This is another name for "cops" or the "police". It is of hip-hop/rap culture origins, and is one of my favorite words. Hearing this word can often make one laugh as well.

(From Trick Daddy's THUG HOLIDAY)
"....what would I be without my guns? How could I get away from tha po-po's..."

by Midwestrn Soldier October 16, 2004

Gays

See faggot, homo, fruit, fudgepacker, fruitcake, gay, cocksucker, carpetmuncher, lesbo, lesbian.

Male gays are known as faggots, homos, fruits, fudgepackers, fruitcakes, gays, and cocksuckers.
Female gays are known as homos, gays, carpetmunchers, lesbos, and lesbians

by Midwestrn Soldier April 18, 2006

AOL

The Internet Mafia. First they boss you around and threaten to kick you off and terminate your online account with their TOS "system". Ironically, once you try to leave the service, they keep asking you question after question and other lame forms of excuses and false hopes and promises in a weak effort to make you stay with them. I have also learned, as well as my family, that when you leave the AOL internet service they secretly sabotage your computer and make sure that it is infested with spyware, just as retaliation in losing yet another one out of 40 million customers.

AOL=The Internet Mafia
AOL Head Leader: Hey, I heard the Joneses are leaving are service! Can you believe that they would actually want freedom from our terrible online oppression?
AOL Mafia Henchman #1: Those bastards, how dare they get out of our slow-running internet service with incompetent tech support! LET'S WHACK 'EM!
AOL Mafia Henchman #2: I'll upload the viruses and prepare the spyware files!

by Midwestrn Soldier October 25, 2004

Mid-America

A place where you get born, grow up, and leave New York or California. where you get a mind and turn gay.

Mid-America made me gay.

by Midwestrn Soldier April 18, 2006

Carew Tower

Actually, the closest inspiration for the Empire State Building was the Rand Building in Buffalo, both of which were designed by the architectural firm Shreve, Lamb & Harmon. The Carew Tower was designed by Walter W. Ahlschlager. Plus, the Empire State Building is also brown; it is clad in the same Indiana limestone that the Carew Tower is.

I wish that I were big enough to use the Carew Tower as a dildo.

by Midwestrn Soldier March 28, 2005