walking spanish

Ambulatory locomotion of the recipient of the bum's rush, involuntarily emulating a Flamenco dancer by dint of being simultaneously propelled forward and elevated at the seat of one's pants with one hand, and the scruff of one's neck with another. The expression recalls the supposed "custom of pirates, in the Spanish Main, of forcing prisoners wo walk while holding them by the neck so that their toes barely touched the deck." (Robert L. Chapman)
...and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.
-- Monty Python's Flying Circus
by Michael Zeleny February 12, 2004
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nakkin

A skirt patterened after the blue & white checkered napkin material favored by the lady on the "Aunt Jemima" Pancake Box.
THING-FISH:
(pointing to his skirt)
(Fo' those of you unfamiliar wit de' nakkin,
Dis be de nakkin'!)
Frank Zappa, Thing-Fish
by Michael Zeleny February 12, 2004
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Fertiloser

A chronic loser with an extra short life expectancy.
Hamas is breeding generations of fertilosers to enrich the soil of Palestine.
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S.W.I.S.S.

Salesmen's motivational acronym for "Sell What's In Stock, Stupid".
Boards bearing the logo S.W.I.S.S. can be found in the back rooms of Verizon stores across the U.S.A.
by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008
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C.T.D.

A medical acronym for "Circling The Drain", referring to a patient who is expected to die soon.
That P.P.P.P.P.T. is C.T.D.
by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008
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shart

Monsieur Raggou: Who can see my shart? Here be my doublet come close, my coat come over all dat, den who de devil see my shart? For vat sall me have a shart, when nobody see my shart?
--John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665
by Michael Zeleny June 24, 2008
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zentai

A tightly fitting, brightly-colored bodysuit of Japanese fetish origin, which extends from the top of the head to the fingertips and toes.
Bernie's menopausal fuckbuddy covers her turkey neck with a Zentai Lycra outfit.
by Michael Zeleny February 12, 2004
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