Michael Randy “crust” Jackson's definitions

Karate

Something only known by Elvis and the Chinese.

“It's called Karate, man. Only two kinds of people know it, The Chinese and The King. And one of them is me.”

by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson July 17, 2022

Reverse pop off

Purposely getting excited after you lose to throw off the person who won.

IBDW did a reverse pop off to Hungrybox, confusing the fuck out of him.

by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson July 6, 2022

Adam Pelech

The best shutdown defenseman in the NHL, who has his own posse.

Adam Pelech shut down Sidney Crosby with one of his Pelly pokes.

by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson August 7, 2021

Zucchiniish

A word used to describe something that’s green.

Hey, look at that car, it’s pretty zucchiniish.

by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson January 28, 2019

Kaapo Kakko

Draft bust for the New York Rangers.

Kaapo Kakko fucking sucks and has a stoopid ass name.

by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson November 10, 2021

Winter Bagels

What it sounds like to say Winnebago wrong.

Instead of saying he saw a Winnebago, the bitch said winter bagels instead.

by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson July 26, 2020

GLG

It stands for “Girls Love Goalies”

According to Connor GLG

by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson October 23, 2017