Definitions by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson

Karate 

Something only known by Elvis and the Chinese.

“It's called Karate, man. Only two kinds of people know it, The Chinese and The King. And one of them is me.”

Karate by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson July 17, 2022

Reverse pop off 

Purposely getting excited after you lose to throw off the person who won.

IBDW did a reverse pop off to Hungrybox, confusing the fuck out of him.

Reverse pop off by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson July 6, 2022

Kaapo Kakko 

Draft bust for the New York Rangers.

Kaapo Kakko fucking sucks and has a stoopid ass name.

Kaapo Kakko by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson November 10, 2021

Adam Pelech 

The best shutdown defenseman in the NHL, who has his own posse.

Adam Pelech shut down Sidney Crosby with one of his Pelly pokes.

Adam Pelech by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson August 7, 2021

Winter Bagels 

What it sounds like to say Winnebago wrong.

Instead of saying he saw a Winnebago, the bitch said winter bagels instead.

Winter Bagels by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson July 26, 2020

Disappointment 

The emotion that you feel when your Urban Dictionary definition gets rejected.

My definition got rejected. I feel mass disappointment.

Disappointment by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson March 26, 2020

Zucchiniish

A word used to describe something that’s green.

Hey, look at that car, it’s pretty zucchiniish.

Zucchiniish by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson January 28, 2019