openistas

a person on a mission related to "Open" applications and operating systems. Someone who passionately supports Open source as a development methodology. Someone who support the development of source code for software that is made available for public collaboration, and it is usually released as open-source software.

Microsoft moved to appease its critics and reassure regulators by proclaiming that Office 2007 SP2 will support rival file format OpenDocument Format (ODF) 1.1 used by openistas such as IBM and Sun Microsystems.

by Michael Jahn February 28, 2009

portnurd

A USB periferal tester. Someone who knows how to make things devices (Scanners, printers) connect to the PC or laptop when they are not 'plug-n-play'

"My beyatch bought a new all in one, and she is all callin' me and shit - she thinks i am her portnurd."

by Michael Jahn May 06, 2006

iBye

a single word for email bail

using email to back out or ditch on plans, dates and even relationships.

dating relationships guys sex cowardice procrastination

he didn't want a confrontation so he decided to iBye on the chick he promised to call last night.

by Michael Jahn August 02, 2008

wirelesssquatting

The act of stealing wireless from your neigbor or a business that has an unsecured wireless router.

"We can't afford cable or DSL, so we are wirelesssquatting from our landlord downstairs"

by Michael Jahn March 17, 2007

RMANO

Abbreviation for Rip Me A New One - R.M.A.N.O. - a verb / action - used sarcastically.

A non-medical process, in which the person explaining is intensely concerned about having their anus expanded significantly, or perhaps, have a new aanus created where there was not one previously.

Pronounced "Are Man-oh"

"Why don't you just RMANO ?" or "gawd, he just RMANO" or "i was gonna tell her we might be late dog, but I was afraid she would RMANO"

by Michael Jahn July 12, 2009

Trumpeached

Since he’s made history, like he’s always wanted to, and is entirely in his own company; I’m suggesting a new term for our national dictionary: Trumpeached (the action of a President getting impeached twice during their term).

This is her second warning, she is going to be Trumpeached!

by Michael Jahn January 13, 2021

shaka

Shaka (sometimes spelled Tshaka, Tchaka or Chaka; ca. 1787 – ca. 22 September 1828) is widely credited with transforming the Zulu tribe from a small clan into the beginnings of a nation that held sway over that portion of Southern Africa between the Phongolo and Mzimkhulu rivers. His military prowess and destructiveness have been widely credited. One Encyclopaedia Britannica article (Macropaedia Article "Shaka" 1974 ed) asserts that he was something of a military genius for his reforms and innovations. Other writers take a more limited view. Nevertheless, his statesmanship and vigour in assimilating some neighbours and ruling by proxy through others marks him as one of the greatest Zulu chieftains.

Saying "Shaka ? Shaka THIS ash*le" followed immediately but throwing a spear through directly through the eye socket of some wanna be gangster trying to be all Hawaiian like shaking that stupid shaka hand gesture at you - then exclaiming "stupid motherf*cker!"

by Michael Jahn August 10, 2006