flatso

That flatso looks like my uncle Joe with long hair!
by Michael Hunt August 06, 2003
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shit stirring

Someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. It's not sharing your opinion.
He didn't need to tell her she doesn't need to know - shit stirring
by Michael hunt November 23, 2015
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kilt

The dress worn by milky-pussied Scottish fairies and post-op transexuals as they waste their time frolicking in the heather, bobbing for testes, stuffing haggises, and perfecting their rusty trombone technique. First invented by an enterprising Scottish coward who realized he could dodge the draft if he dressed like a woman.
Look at the little Scottish girl, urrr, man, in "his" kilt. I bet his pussy is cold.
by Michael Hunt August 21, 2006
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tricychloramine

An unusual combination of non-sequitors and metaphors derived usings a catalyst of nonsense. Ususally posts to message boards.
We would have had a mature, sophisticated discussion, but it was contaminated with tricychloramine.
by Michael Hunt May 13, 2005
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Eye Rape

Seeing something so vile and hideous that you feel like your eyes have been raped because you witnessed it.
Dude, I was eye raped by goatse.
by Michael Hunt February 02, 2005
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pimp my ride

MTV's copycat version of the popular PBS show "Build me a Niggermobile."
Yo beeyotch!! They tooked my '72 Caddy & added a Landau roof & spinners. That she-it is tight, booyyeeeee!!
by Michael Hunt March 30, 2005
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TV show where five faggots come over & try to show a straight guy how to act more like a fudgepacker. As if knowledge of music, decorating, and fashion is not what makes a dude queer in the first place.

Watched exclusively by women and homosexual men.
FABULOUS, Fred!! The guys from Queer Bait for the Not Straight came over yesterday & took me shopping at Fags R Us and the Penis Lover's Furniture Outlet. Wanna butt-slam?
by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005
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