Seeing something so vile and hideous that you feel like your eyes have been raped because you witnessed it.
by Michael Hunt February 02, 2005

Yo beeyotch!! They tooked my '72 Caddy & added a Landau roof & spinners. That she-it is tight, booyyeeeee!!
by Michael Hunt March 30, 2005

TV show where five faggots come over & try to show a straight guy how to act more like a fudgepacker. As if knowledge of music, decorating, and fashion is not what makes a dude queer in the first place.
Watched exclusively by women and homosexual men.
Watched exclusively by women and homosexual men.
FABULOUS, Fred!! The guys from Queer Bait for the Not Straight came over yesterday & took me shopping at Fags R Us and the Penis Lover's Furniture Outlet. Wanna butt-slam?
by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005

A person who is:
-inbred,
-snaggle-toothed,
-hygiene deficient,
-nicotine saturated,
-emaciated,
-constantly drunk, and
-highly skilled at losing wars.
In other words, someone from England.
-inbred,
-snaggle-toothed,
-hygiene deficient,
-nicotine saturated,
-emaciated,
-constantly drunk, and
-highly skilled at losing wars.
In other words, someone from England.
Limey fuck: "I say, old chap, I rode the tube to the loo and watched Anglegrinder Man rescue my car. Cheers."
Anyone else: "STFU, limey fuck."
Anyone else: "STFU, limey fuck."
by Michael Hunt February 11, 2007

The dress worn by milky-pussied Scottish fairies and post-op transexuals as they waste their time frolicking in the heather, bobbing for testes, stuffing haggises, and perfecting their rusty trombone technique. First invented by an enterprising Scottish coward who realized he could dodge the draft if he dressed like a woman.
by Michael Hunt August 21, 2006

jonnymack, fullfool, kavanf1, sadiesinner and minigurl
make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.
make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.
by Michael Hunt April 05, 2005

Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.
What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.
What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.
John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.
by Michael Hunt January 03, 2005
