Eye Rape

Seeing something so vile and hideous that you feel like your eyes have been raped because you witnessed it.
Dude, I was eye raped by goatse.
by Michael Hunt February 02, 2005
mugGet the Eye Rapemug.

pimp my ride

MTV's copycat version of the popular PBS show "Build me a Niggermobile."
Yo beeyotch!! They tooked my '72 Caddy & added a Landau roof & spinners. That she-it is tight, booyyeeeee!!
by Michael Hunt March 30, 2005
mugGet the pimp my ridemug.
TV show where five faggots come over & try to show a straight guy how to act more like a fudgepacker. As if knowledge of music, decorating, and fashion is not what makes a dude queer in the first place.

Watched exclusively by women and homosexual men.
FABULOUS, Fred!! The guys from Queer Bait for the Not Straight came over yesterday & took me shopping at Fags R Us and the Penis Lover's Furniture Outlet. Wanna butt-slam?
by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005
mugGet the queer bait for the not straightmug.

Limey

A person who is:
-inbred,
-snaggle-toothed,
-hygiene deficient,
-nicotine saturated,
-emaciated,
-constantly drunk, and
-highly skilled at losing wars.

In other words, someone from England.
Limey fuck: "I say, old chap, I rode the tube to the loo and watched Anglegrinder Man rescue my car. Cheers."
Anyone else: "STFU, limey fuck."
by Michael Hunt February 11, 2007
mugGet the Limeymug.

kilt

The dress worn by milky-pussied Scottish fairies and post-op transexuals as they waste their time frolicking in the heather, bobbing for testes, stuffing haggises, and perfecting their rusty trombone technique. First invented by an enterprising Scottish coward who realized he could dodge the draft if he dressed like a woman.
Look at the little Scottish girl, urrr, man, in "his" kilt. I bet his pussy is cold.
by Michael Hunt August 21, 2006
mugGet the kiltmug.

Illuminati

An IGN board affiliation that formed an alliance to make sure the GTA board is the place to be.
jonnymack, fullfool, kavanf1, sadiesinner and minigurl

make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.
by Michael Hunt April 05, 2005
mugGet the Illuminatimug.
Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.

What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.
John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.
by Michael Hunt January 03, 2005
mugGet the 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bagmug.