Michael Hunt's definitions
A fat girl with small tits
by Michael Hunt August 6, 2003
Get the flatsomug. Someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. It's not sharing your opinion.
by Michael hunt November 23, 2015
Get the shit stirringmug. by michael hunt December 25, 2002
Get the lap floundermug. jonnymack, fullfool, kavanf1, sadiesinner and minigurl
make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.
make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.
by Michael Hunt April 5, 2005
Get the Illuminatimug. What John Kerry did November 3, 2004. Acknowledged that no amount of bashing the opponent, bandwagon hopping, or sucking up to the Hollywood pukes can get you into the White House. You actually need to have a better campaign plan than "I'm not Bush" and "my plan (which I don't have) is better."
by Michael Hunt February 22, 2005
Get the eat crowmug. The dress worn by milky-pussied Scottish fairies and post-op transexuals as they waste their time frolicking in the heather, bobbing for testes, stuffing haggises, and perfecting their rusty trombone technique. First invented by an enterprising Scottish coward who realized he could dodge the draft if he dressed like a woman.
by Michael Hunt August 21, 2006
Get the kiltmug. Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.
What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.
What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.
John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.
by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005
Get the 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bagmug.