Definitions by Michael Aurelius
Brown noise
1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT
Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"
Brown noise by Michael Aurelius February 10, 2021
Ard-on
Ard-on
1. Simultaneously feeling hopeful for humanity and sexually aroused
2. A penile erection caused by seeing a visual image of Jacinda Ardern
1. Simultaneously feeling hopeful for humanity and sexually aroused
2. A penile erection caused by seeing a visual image of Jacinda Ardern
Ard-on by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020
Boomer groomer
Boomer groomer.
A boomer, (usually a parent), who tries to force their outdated, ineffective, ignorant, offensive, stupid and/or absurd values onto the next generation
A boomer, (usually a parent), who tries to force their outdated, ineffective, ignorant, offensive, stupid and/or absurd values onto the next generation
"My mum told me to get a credit card and just spend money to prove to the bank I can pay it back. She is such a 'Boomer groomer'."
Boomer groomer by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020
Godzone
Godzone
A verbal contraction of "God's own", a term used by Douglas Adams to describe the Australian landscape
A verbal contraction of "God's own", a term used by Douglas Adams to describe the Australian landscape
"Some Kiwis on the internet reckon that 'Godzone' is a N.Z word!"
"Bullshit!'Godzone' is fucken Austrayen. Straya."
"Bullshit!'Godzone' is fucken Austrayen. Straya."
Godzone by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020
dandrews
Dandrews
The affectionate name bestowed upon the great and honourable leader of the state of Victoria, Australia.
A playful abbreviation of "Dan Andrews", the brave leader, protector and saviour of the thankless Victorian people.
The affectionate name bestowed upon the great and honourable leader of the state of Victoria, Australia.
A playful abbreviation of "Dan Andrews", the brave leader, protector and saviour of the thankless Victorian people.
"Imagine how fucked we would be in Victoria if we didn't have Dandrews busting his guts to protect us?"
"Fo sho. Dandrews is the fucking man."
"Fo sho. Dandrews is the fucking man."
dandrews by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020
bohegian
"Bohegian", interchangeable with "Bogemian"; a regional variation of "Bogemian"
1. A Bogan under the delusion that they are a Bohemian.
2. A Bohemian with Bogan tendencies
1. A Bogan under the delusion that they are a Bohemian.
2. A Bohemian with Bogan tendencies
"Look at me, I wear clothes from the op-shop, smoke weed, drink cask wine and have long hair. I am so Bohegian."
bohegian by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020
semsible
Semi sensible.
1. Sensible, generally, but with the capacity /inclination to not take things too seriously
2. Sensible, but still observing the absurdity of existence
1. Sensible, generally, but with the capacity /inclination to not take things too seriously
2. Sensible, but still observing the absurdity of existence
"Have fun at the rave" said Dave's Mum, "be sensible "
"..I'll be semsible" said Dave, cheekily, knowing full well that he was actually going to get well munted.
"..I'll be semsible" said Dave, cheekily, knowing full well that he was actually going to get well munted.
semsible by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020