Micah's definitions

Sweaturds

Feces that accumulates accidentally during defecation inside the back lower area (of which is hanging directly in the logpath) of a comfortable, usually oversized sweater.

Man! I should have taken off that wooly wonder before I decided to pinch a loaf! I have about a pound of sweaturds stuck back there!

by micah January 14, 2011

NIM

Non Important Message

My pants are made of soup. (NIM)

by Micah May 31, 2003

kern

Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you

<3 mib

I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt

by Micah February 18, 2005

Dashboard Confessional

The Best Emo Band to ever play music. The DEFENITION OF EMO in its self is in Dashboard Confessional.

Dashboard is the sex of all music. AND THEY JUST NOW GOT THE RECOGNITION THEY SO RIGHTLY DESERVE!

by Micah July 20, 2004

jr digs

A guy with the funniest show ever. He needs a network deal so check him out. www.jrdigs.com

Did you see JR Digs last night? It was soo funny!

by Micah October 12, 2003

TT

A crying emoticon. The tops of the Ts are the eyes, and the stems are the tears streaming down the emoticon's face.

I suck! TT for me.

by Micah January 22, 2004

Mittromnia

A sleeping disorder directly linked to the pre-slumber worry of Mitt Romney actually being elected president.

"Double Guantanamo? Jesus, I'm going to be up all night with Mittromnia."

by micah October 4, 2011