Micah's definitions

Saucy Fuck Stump

After ejaculation, the penis becomes flaccid while still wearing a thick coat of semen. The once tree-like penis is now merely a stump, covered in nothing but sauce-like sexually emitted fluids.

Get me a fucking towel so I can clean this Saucy Fuck Stump up!

by micah November 21, 2003

Spider Button

A euphemism for an anus.

My girlfriend hates it when I try to squish the Spider Button.

by Micah November 8, 2007

tramptits

Someone with gay tits and uses them as a landing pad for fags nut sacs

Billy B. get your fucking tramptits over here and fluff my pillow

by Micah April 23, 2003

Say Hi To Your Mom

One terrific band, that goes unnoticed. Everyone should have a chance to hear this "melt in your mouth" chocolate of music. (Clann Zu is also a great band) Listen to this band and have much fun enjoying the taste.

Holy crap, this music just made me pee in my pants. -Jesus

by Micah July 21, 2004

Pissing Boy

Similar to a whipping boy. When nature calls, you simply urinate on this person and they proceed to a lavatory to ring out their piss-drenched clothes. This saves you a trip to the bathroom.

All this coffee makes me wonder where the pissing boy is.. I need to go!

by micah October 29, 2008

Ed Hard-on

One who dons more than one article of clothing sporting the "Ed Hardy" logo. This person may also refer to you as "guy" or prematurely assume that you agree with them by asking "Am I right?" immediately following a crass, poorly-constructed opinion.

I bumped into that douche-chill with fake diamond earrings up at the bar while I was getting a drink. He spilled his tequila-redbull on me and called me "guy". What an Ed Hard-On! Am I right?

by micah May 11, 2010

jr digs

A guy with the funniest show ever. He needs a network deal so check him out. www.jrdigs.com

Did you see JR Digs last night? It was soo funny!

by Micah October 12, 2003