Micah's definitions

Dashboard Confessional

The Best Emo Band to ever play music. The DEFENITION OF EMO in its self is in Dashboard Confessional.

Dashboard is the sex of all music. AND THEY JUST NOW GOT THE RECOGNITION THEY SO RIGHTLY DESERVE!

by Micah July 20, 2004

kern

Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you

<3 mib

I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt

by Micah February 18, 2005

NIM

Non Important Message

My pants are made of soup. (NIM)

by Micah May 31, 2003

If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010

fishsticks

The dirty fingers. Usually two, but some girls like more.

Your mom is so fat that I gave her a six pack of fishsticks!

by Micah January 19, 2004

Mittromnia

A sleeping disorder directly linked to the pre-slumber worry of Mitt Romney actually being elected president.

"Double Guantanamo? Jesus, I'm going to be up all night with Mittromnia."

by micah October 4, 2011

Unigle

A hybrid species of eagle and unicorn.

"Gabe's ferret fuckin' got eaten by a unigle."

by micah November 28, 2011