Micah's definitions

fishsticks

The dirty fingers. Usually two, but some girls like more.

Your mom is so fat that I gave her a six pack of fishsticks!

by Micah January 19, 2004

If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010

Unigle

A hybrid species of eagle and unicorn.

"Gabe's ferret fuckin' got eaten by a unigle."

by micah November 28, 2011

Mittromnia

A sleeping disorder directly linked to the pre-slumber worry of Mitt Romney actually being elected president.

"Double Guantanamo? Jesus, I'm going to be up all night with Mittromnia."

by micah October 4, 2011

Clann Zu

ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS EVER! Originating from Ireland, they dominate the indie rock, europop, electronica, punk scene. No one else has their sound. They are protistant Irishmen, which means they are very scared and very emotional so that means that they make great music. Go to ClannZu.com for more information on this OUTSTANDINGLY UNDERATED MASTERPIECE!

Clan Zu owns me and everything I own-Ronald Ragen on his death bed

by Micah July 21, 2004

Yo Mumma

well... she is yo mumma

"Yo mumma is a dirty slurry cunt"

by Micah February 16, 2004

Dashboard Confessional

The Best Emo Band to ever play music. The DEFENITION OF EMO in its self is in Dashboard Confessional.

Dashboard is the sex of all music. AND THEY JUST NOW GOT THE RECOGNITION THEY SO RIGHTLY DESERVE!

by Micah July 20, 2004