Micah's definitions

Isocunt

A person who downloads (usually via bit torrent) any type of media before its official retail release, only to ridicule anyone else who mentions the media after it is officially launched.

Person 1: "Oh, the new Jay-Z? I was listening to that when months ago before it was even mastered!"

Person 2: "You're an isocunt"

by micah December 12, 2009

sausage factory

A club or party full of dudes only and not fly ass chicks

Dude GTs is a total sausage factory. fagatorium

by Micah April 25, 2003

Oakwood

Some people view Oakwood negatively, they say we are a school full of ugly girls and hippies. People say that our school sucks, that we dont learn anything and are too busy doing drugs. Sadly enough this is all true. Oakwood does suck, it blows my huge gaping asshole. It is void of any intelligent life outside of this years senior class. It hurts me, it pains me to say I attend this school. Let me warn anyone interested in coming here, to stay far away. Let me also give a shoutout to Ellen Peters, our wonderful drunk dean. Three headed monster. Also let me add a big hello to mario. I hope he dies and someone steals his jacket off his corpse. I LOVE SUSPENSION

"dude getting your balls chopped off sucks"
"yeah but not as much as going to oakwood"

Id rather have someone take a large dump on my face for 6 days than go to oakwood

i feel bad for anyone cool who goes to oakwood ( like micah davis)

Would you rather...

Eat out ellen peters
or
go to oakwood

unfortunately for oakwood students we are forced to do both every day when we are on campus

by Micah February 18, 2005

Canadian Browncoat

When the receiver of a golden shower vomits the urine into the showerer's mouth.

Aw, thank you James. I'd be rude if I didn't offer you a bit of the ol' Canadian Browncoat. Would you be interested, James?

by micah November 30, 2006

jackfo

arrived from either "jack fool" or "jack fuck" ... hard to say, even though I was the one that coined it!

by Micah January 28, 2003

everything/nothing

a genre of blogs in which the content means everything to the author but nothing to most everyone else; often abbreviated as "e/n"

"Every single LiveJournal I've read is incredibly e/n."

by Micah October 7, 2004

If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010