Micah's definitions

Unigle

A hybrid species of eagle and unicorn.

"Gabe's ferret fuckin' got eaten by a unigle."

by micah November 28, 2011

Isocunt

A person who downloads (usually via bit torrent) any type of media before its official retail release, only to ridicule anyone else who mentions the media after it is officially launched.

Person 1: "Oh, the new Jay-Z? I was listening to that when months ago before it was even mastered!"

Person 2: "You're an isocunt"

by micah December 12, 2009

Canadian Browncoat

When the receiver of a golden shower vomits the urine into the showerer's mouth.

Aw, thank you James. I'd be rude if I didn't offer you a bit of the ol' Canadian Browncoat. Would you be interested, James?

by micah November 30, 2006

jackfo

arrived from either "jack fool" or "jack fuck" ... hard to say, even though I was the one that coined it!

by Micah January 28, 2003

everything/nothing

a genre of blogs in which the content means everything to the author but nothing to most everyone else; often abbreviated as "e/n"

"Every single LiveJournal I've read is incredibly e/n."

by Micah October 7, 2004

Pissing Boy

Similar to a whipping boy. When nature calls, you simply urinate on this person and they proceed to a lavatory to ring out their piss-drenched clothes. This saves you a trip to the bathroom.

All this coffee makes me wonder where the pissing boy is.. I need to go!

by micah October 29, 2008

Spider Button

A euphemism for an anus.

My girlfriend hates it when I try to squish the Spider Button.

by Micah November 8, 2007