42 definitions by Micah

lig

(intransitive verb) idle, sponge, freeload (especially in music, fashion and media circles.
ligger (noun)

especial thanks to Helen who not only lent us someone else's house, but also ligged us into the JockeySlut afterparty! Coooool!

by Micah August 27, 2003

If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by Micah June 17, 2010

Yo Mumma

well... she is yo mumma

"Yo mumma is a dirty slurry cunt"

by Micah February 17, 2004

Doppeldang'er

A person who so eerily resembles another person that you can't help but belt out the word "dang" to convey disbelief.

"Dang! That guy looks so much like your dad it could be his Doppeldang'er!"

by Micah April 11, 2010

Spider Button

A euphemism for an anus.

My girlfriend hates it when I try to squish the Spider Button.

by Micah October 23, 2007

kern

Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you

<3 mib

I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt

by Micah February 18, 2005

Ed Hard-on

One who dons more than one article of clothing sporting the "Ed Hardy" logo. This person may also refer to you as "guy" or prematurely assume that you agree with them by asking "Am I right?" immediately following a crass, poorly-constructed opinion.

I bumped into that douche-chill with fake diamond earrings up at the bar while I was getting a drink. He spilled his tequila-redbull on me and called me "guy". What an Ed Hard-On! Am I right?

by Micah May 11, 2010