Micah's definitions

Oakwood

Some people view Oakwood negatively, they say we are a school full of ugly girls and hippies. People say that our school sucks, that we dont learn anything and are too busy doing drugs. Sadly enough this is all true. Oakwood does suck, it blows my huge gaping asshole. It is void of any intelligent life outside of this years senior class. It hurts me, it pains me to say I attend this school. Let me warn anyone interested in coming here, to stay far away. Let me also give a shoutout to Ellen Peters, our wonderful drunk dean. Three headed monster. Also let me add a big hello to mario. I hope he dies and someone steals his jacket off his corpse. I LOVE SUSPENSION

"dude getting your balls chopped off sucks"
"yeah but not as much as going to oakwood"

Id rather have someone take a large dump on my face for 6 days than go to oakwood

i feel bad for anyone cool who goes to oakwood ( like micah davis)

Would you rather...

Eat out ellen peters
or
go to oakwood

unfortunately for oakwood students we are forced to do both every day when we are on campus

by Micah February 18, 2005

gunit

ggggg unit
i wish i was a part of g unit
Then I could say gggggg unit
I wish I could be like gunit
then I could say gggggg unit

I listen to gunit
I like gunit
I am gunit
This is how we do

by Micah February 18, 2005

man

Can be used expressively or as an interjection.

"Man! I can't believe that punk did that!"

by Micah February 16, 2005

Cunt Knuckle

A stimulated clitoris.

I knocked this girl's cunt knuckle so hard, she's still having an orgasm to this day!

by micah November 29, 2004

everything/nothing

a genre of blogs in which the content means everything to the author but nothing to most everyone else; often abbreviated as "e/n"

"Every single LiveJournal I've read is incredibly e/n."

by Micah October 7, 2004

Clann Zu

ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS EVER! Originating from Ireland, they dominate the indie rock, europop, electronica, punk scene. No one else has their sound. They are protistant Irishmen, which means they are very scared and very emotional so that means that they make great music. Go to ClannZu.com for more information on this OUTSTANDINGLY UNDERATED MASTERPIECE!

Clan Zu owns me and everything I own-Ronald Ragen on his death bed

by Micah July 21, 2004

Say Hi To Your Mom

One terrific band, that goes unnoticed. Everyone should have a chance to hear this "melt in your mouth" chocolate of music. (Clann Zu is also a great band) Listen to this band and have much fun enjoying the taste.

Holy crap, this music just made me pee in my pants. -Jesus

by Micah July 21, 2004