Yo Mumma

well... she is yo mumma

"Yo mumma is a dirty slurry cunt"

by Micah February 17, 2004

kern

Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you

<3 mib

I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt

by Micah February 18, 2005

Oakwood

Some people view Oakwood negatively, they say we are a school full of ugly girls and hippies. People say that our school sucks, that we dont learn anything and are too busy doing drugs. Sadly enough this is all true. Oakwood does suck, it blows my huge gaping asshole. It is void of any intelligent life outside of this years senior class. It hurts me, it pains me to say I attend this school. Let me warn anyone interested in coming here, to stay far away. Let me also give a shoutout to Ellen Peters, our wonderful drunk dean. Three headed monster. Also let me add a big hello to mario. I hope he dies and someone steals his jacket off his corpse. I LOVE SUSPENSION

"dude getting your balls chopped off sucks"
"yeah but not as much as going to oakwood"

Id rather have someone take a large dump on my face for 6 days than go to oakwood

i feel bad for anyone cool who goes to oakwood ( like micah davis)

Would you rather...

Eat out ellen peters
or
go to oakwood

unfortunately for oakwood students we are forced to do both every day when we are on campus

by Micah February 18, 2005

Doppeldang'er

A person who so eerily resembles another person that you can't help but belt out the word "dang" to convey disbelief.

"Dang! That guy looks so much like your dad it could be his Doppeldang'er!"

by micah April 11, 2010

klarf

klarf: Micah's word. he made it up don't steal it. or else.

klarf is micah's word. its an awesome word

by micah June 21, 2004

lig

(intransitive verb) idle, sponge, freeload (especially in music, fashion and media circles.
ligger (noun)

especial thanks to Helen who not only lent us someone else's house, but also ligged us into the JockeySlut afterparty! Coooool!

by micah August 27, 2003

Clann Zu

ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS EVER! Originating from Ireland, they dominate the indie rock, europop, electronica, punk scene. No one else has their sound. They are protistant Irishmen, which means they are very scared and very emotional so that means that they make great music. Go to ClannZu.com for more information on this OUTSTANDINGLY UNDERATED MASTERPIECE!

Clan Zu owns me and everything I own-Ronald Ragen on his death bed

by Micah July 21, 2004