Micah's definitions

weenus

the name my kid gave to his penis

by micah October 19, 2003

initiate

Redneck term for "and then she ate."

My wife ate three double cheeseburgers initiate some fries.

by Micah December 22, 2003

awooga

of and or relating to sex and or sexual intercourse. comes from the sound of the horn of an old studenbaker.

"i havent got any awooga from her yet"
"I heard that they awooga"

by micah April 22, 2004

micah-size

The process in which one takes something that works well and inhibits its basic abilities by adding inferior components while removing necessary ones.

That deck has been Micah-sized. See, The Phage

by Micah April 5, 2004

you got served

1. A slang expression that is usually used when someone proves that they are better than someone else.
2. Another way of saying "You just got owned" or "Pwned!"

1. "You just got served, muthafucka!"
2. "You can't understand the meaning of the Torah and why Moses was an amazing leader of the Jews. I'm sorry, Yaakov, but you just got served by Jewish heritage."

by Micah June 2, 2004

fishsticks

The dirty fingers. Usually two, but some girls like more.

Your mom is so fat that I gave her a six pack of fishsticks!

by Micah January 19, 2004

kern

Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you

<3 mib

I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt

by Micah February 18, 2005