Randy Johnson

My dad, the name of a professional baseball player, another term for a Horny penis.

Randy-Horny
Johnson-Penis
Randy Johnson is my dads name. Also a name of a professional baseball player.

by Micah July 20, 2004

maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006

fishsticks

The dirty fingers. Usually two, but some girls like more.

Your mom is so fat that I gave her a six pack of fishsticks!

by Micah January 19, 2004

Yo Mumma

well... she is yo mumma

"Yo mumma is a dirty slurry cunt"

by Micah February 16, 2004

Clann Zu

ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS EVER! Originating from Ireland, they dominate the indie rock, europop, electronica, punk scene. No one else has their sound. They are protistant Irishmen, which means they are very scared and very emotional so that means that they make great music. Go to ClannZu.com for more information on this OUTSTANDINGLY UNDERATED MASTERPIECE!

Clan Zu owns me and everything I own-Ronald Ragen on his death bed

by Micah July 21, 2004

If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010

Unigle

A hybrid species of eagle and unicorn.

"Gabe's ferret fuckin' got eaten by a unigle."

by micah November 28, 2011