Micah's definitions

Oakwood

Some people view Oakwood negatively, they say we are a school full of ugly girls and hippies. People say that our school sucks, that we dont learn anything and are too busy doing drugs. Sadly enough this is all true. Oakwood does suck, it blows my huge gaping asshole. It is void of any intelligent life outside of this years senior class. It hurts me, it pains me to say I attend this school. Let me warn anyone interested in coming here, to stay far away. Let me also give a shoutout to Ellen Peters, our wonderful drunk dean. Three headed monster. Also let me add a big hello to mario. I hope he dies and someone steals his jacket off his corpse. I LOVE SUSPENSION

"dude getting your balls chopped off sucks"
"yeah but not as much as going to oakwood"

Id rather have someone take a large dump on my face for 6 days than go to oakwood

i feel bad for anyone cool who goes to oakwood ( like micah davis)

Would you rather...

Eat out ellen peters
or
go to oakwood

unfortunately for oakwood students we are forced to do both every day when we are on campus

by Micah February 18, 2005

sausage factory

A club or party full of dudes only and not fly ass chicks

Dude GTs is a total sausage factory. fagatorium

by Micah April 25, 2003

you got served

1. A slang expression that is usually used when someone proves that they are better than someone else.
2. Another way of saying "You just got owned" or "Pwned!"

1. "You just got served, muthafucka!"
2. "You can't understand the meaning of the Torah and why Moses was an amazing leader of the Jews. I'm sorry, Yaakov, but you just got served by Jewish heritage."

by Micah June 2, 2004

Cunt Knuckle

A stimulated clitoris.

I knocked this girl's cunt knuckle so hard, she's still having an orgasm to this day!

by micah November 29, 2004

jackfo

Idiot; unworthy fellow

"Stop being a jackfo and shut up."

by Micah January 28, 2003

Ed Hard-on

One who dons more than one article of clothing sporting the "Ed Hardy" logo. This person may also refer to you as "guy" or prematurely assume that you agree with them by asking "Am I right?" immediately following a crass, poorly-constructed opinion.

I bumped into that douche-chill with fake diamond earrings up at the bar while I was getting a drink. He spilled his tequila-redbull on me and called me "guy". What an Ed Hard-On! Am I right?

by micah May 11, 2010

Say Hi To Your Mom

One terrific band, that goes unnoticed. Everyone should have a chance to hear this "melt in your mouth" chocolate of music. (Clann Zu is also a great band) Listen to this band and have much fun enjoying the taste.

Holy crap, this music just made me pee in my pants. -Jesus

by Micah July 21, 2004