MIB

some people believe this is Men in Black but we all know it is Micah Is black, yes its true.

you could say that Micah Davis of oakwood school is the MIB

by Micah February 18, 2005

Saucy Fuck Stump

After ejaculation, the penis becomes flaccid while still wearing a thick coat of semen. The once tree-like penis is now merely a stump, covered in nothing but sauce-like sexually emitted fluids.

Get me a fucking towel so I can clean this Saucy Fuck Stump up!

by micah November 21, 2003

maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006

Isocunt

A person who downloads (usually via bit torrent) any type of media before its official retail release, only to ridicule anyone else who mentions the media after it is officially launched.

Person 1: "Oh, the new Jay-Z? I was listening to that when months ago before it was even mastered!"

Person 2: "You're an isocunt"

by micah December 12, 2009

fuck tard

Caboose...that's it... just "Caboose"

Caboose, you team killing fucktard

by Micah October 22, 2003

Randy Johnson

My dad, the name of a professional baseball player, another term for a Horny penis.

Randy-Horny
Johnson-Penis
Randy Johnson is my dads name. Also a name of a professional baseball player.

by Micah July 20, 2004

jackfo

Idiot; unworthy fellow

"Stop being a jackfo and shut up."

by Micah January 28, 2003