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Definitions by MiKe

liquid stupid 

Alcohol. It's stupidity in a liquid form. Drink it and feel the stupid!
"Gaah, that test stressed me out. I can't think about anything except physics right now. I'm gonna need some liquid stupid if I'm going to be able to interact with other people normally."

"Dude, that guy you just picked a fight with is at least twice your size. You've had too much liquid stupid."

"Mmm, liquid stupid!"
liquid stupid by Mike October 18, 2006

The Saints 

Jazz and dixieland slang for "When The Saints Go Marching In". Some musicians also refer to this song as "The Monster", fearing having to play it several times in a single evening.
And then some guy who just arrived wanted the Saints again, and I was ready to break his leg. We should just stop taking requests.
The Saints by Mike October 17, 2006
Yo man, if i don't get some oysters tonight, i'm gonna flip out.
oyster by Mike September 22, 2006

getting turboed 

When you are on a computer with a power and a reset button, and you tell someone to press the "turbo" button, which is really the reset button. They will think that it makes the computer go faster, but in reality, they will lose all of their work.
Joe asks Justin, "Why is my computer going so slow?" Justin says, "Maybe you should press the turbo button!" Joe presses it, and loses all of his work, seven times. What a gay. Joe just shoed getting turboed sucks.
getting turboed by Mike September 20, 2006

non-girlfriend 

1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.
I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.
non-girlfriend by Mike September 8, 2006
The Charlie Brown-like sense of excitement experienced by leftists eagerly awaiting the indictment of (pleeeeease just one) high-ranking Bush Administration official in connection with the NON-outing of NON-secret agent Valerie Plame, before reality pulls a Lucy and removes the football from the path of their foot.
Merry Fitzmas, DUmmies! You gonna call for Armitage's indictment now?
fitzmas by Mike September 7, 2006
mormon girls from utah that are in love with asian boys!
jaci are so momo but they are hot for me.
jaci by mike August 23, 2006