MiKe's definitions

rolls

1. ecstasy pills
2. drooping layers of fat around the midsection

1. My girl loves eatin rolls.
2. That girl's get mad rolls on her.

by mike March 6, 2004

hobo love

when hobos have dirty dirty sex in a dumpster and they use a trash bag for a condom

i sware baby u wont get pregnet i have hobo love

by mike February 6, 2004

microphobe

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.

Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.

by Mike November 4, 2004

SNET

A phone company that is called Southern New England Telephone. Now it called SBC SNET.

I am going to use my telephone that is connected to SNET.

by Mike December 9, 2003

cockweasel

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.

1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"

by Mike September 10, 2003

cheeseburger

something that does not exist.

where is my cheeseburger?
what are you talking about?
you know what i'm talking about.
ok.

by mike November 29, 2003

Cacoon

What a person with a stutter calls a coon
As in Nuh-Nigger

GARETH GATES : I suh-sauh-saw a cacoon out there in in in in the au-au-au-au-audience

by Mike May 1, 2004