MiKe's definitions

kak

South Africanism for Shit Pronunced: KUK

Excuse me while I go take a kak.
You speak more kak than Goerge Bush.
Kak in your eye poes!

by Mike May 2, 2003

Zedism

Zedism (from the letter Z, "zed" that is used in Russia as the symbol of invasion in Ukraine and struggle against the West) is a neofascist trend in contemporary Russian politics and ideology that combines a cult of military force, imperial expansionism, nationalism, and xenophobia.

Zedism is the ideology of the end, that's why its symbol is the last letter of the alphabet. Zedism threatens the West and the entire world with nuclear destruction. It is potentially more dangerous than old fascism. (Mike Epstein)

by Mike May 25, 2022

Auto Roach

An annoying black kid.

Man I hate Jasper he is an Auto Roach

by Mike December 10, 2003

radicus

Someone or something that is extremely rad

See that girl over there, Meghan? She's radicus

by Mike February 1, 2005

Severna Park

They love losing by one goal to Dulaney in 2000-2003. You guys down there in AACO dont know shit about snobby or stuck up. You have three private schools down there, big deal. Up here in Bmore county there are over 30 of them. You guys should venture up to Bmore county and see how real snobby kids have fun. Instead of getting drunk on on a boat in the "beautiful severn river".

hicks on the river trying to be preppy

by Mike April 5, 2005

gleek

building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.

Shit, Eric just gleeked all over my food!

by mike April 26, 2003

snipe

1. to shoot something with great accuracy
2. to score a difficult point in a game/sport

1. When I was playing SOCOM, I sniped him from 500 yards away.
2. At our lacrosse game,I sniped that goal in the top shelf with 2 defenders on me.

by mike March 19, 2004