MiKe's definitions

podland

the name of a band that plays gypsy hippie music.

Podland plays monotonous hippie music.

by mike March 21, 2004

red england

When a guy fucks a girl on her period, takes his bloody cock out, and then teabags her.

Ralph fucked me with a bloody cock and gave me a red england.

by Mike March 12, 2005

Rush

A band that requires a little listening to understand how good they really are. Geddy Lee, the lead singer/vocalist has a really high-pitched voice, and has been compared to Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin.

My older brother sounded like Geddy Lee for a couple of days after getting his vasectomy.

by Mike May 5, 2005

zoombie

zoom + zombi. One who continuously zooms, compensating for physical distance with a different kind of socialization. The obsession with zoom, which turns into zoombification. Author: Mike Epstein (Emory)

Stay away from this zoombie, don't give him your link!
- Yes, I'm also afraid of the zoombified.

by Mike April 20, 2020

scrozzy

someone who has a very bad skin complexion. usually wrinckly or pitted resemblin that of a mans scrotum!

look at him/her what a total scrozzy!!

by mike January 6, 2004

Lengyel

A person who gives blumpkins. (see def of blumpkin)

Where's Lengyel? Oh, he's probably giving richie a blumpkin.

by Mike September 21, 2004

deese nutts

deese nutts on your chin or in your mouth

The term is used when tricking a friend into homo sexual innuendo. One would ask his friend if he ever had deese. Vien would answer," What's deese/"Then you deliver the final statement, "you never had these nuts on your chin?"

by Mike January 25, 2005