MiKe's definitions

acceleraphobia

Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. It's simply the rate at which one arrives at that speed that causes discomfort. Therefore, someone with a fear of acceleration can quite comfortably travel at 70 mph on a motorway, but they're not going to floor the accelerator in first gear, because that's just stupid and only morons drive like that.

Travelling from 0 to 30 mph by flooring the accelerator in first gear and reving up the engine on purpose to make a noise like a complete and utter twat.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Lindy

Shortened name for Lindy Hop, the mother of all swing dances. The name comes from a 1927 news headline which proclaimed "Lindy Hops the Atlantic" with reference to Charles Lindbergh's legendary flight.

The dance is between partners, one leader and one follower, typically a man and woman. The choreography is improvised on the fly by the lead, who guides the follow through turns, pushes, and other steps.

The timing is based on four-count blocks, and is typically danced to big-band swing music.

Hey baby, wanna Lindy?

by Mike April 27, 2006

shovelhead

see shovel-head

you dumm shovelhead

by mike June 30, 2004

chicken wing

Used to describe something of insignificant importance.

It ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

by Mike January 6, 2004

village

Village: One with a lack of knowledge regarding city life, the bus system, common sense or anything that can't be simulated in Everquest.
Prone to spontaneous outbursts about cabbages, Everquest or some minor injury he picked up whilst braving the sunlight beyond his room.

Village! Shut up!

by Mike November 11, 2003

nub

a half cut off finger

yo man I like da nub! Wut Happened?
I cut off my finger fixing my car and i was left with da nub.

by Mike February 9, 2004

chidub

slang term for chill.
chi -dub- double L

yo man chi dub.
chidub from the feet up.
im just chidub'in

by mike August 1, 2003