MiKe's definitions

gone pear-shaped

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.

Heck Max, your wife gone pear-shaped since y'all got married.

by Mike June 29, 2004

next door nikki

my friend's pornstar girlfriend that i fuck everyday. I am happy with my live cuz i cum in her mouth for PaCMaN FeVeR! Im rich biotch!

next door nikki is hot.

by mike December 5, 2004

Skrewdriver

A white power band hailing from Britain led by the late Ian Stuart. Considered the single most popular nazi skinhead punk band to have ever existed.

Where can i get that Skrewdriver record?

by Mike December 4, 2003

ggw

short for "girls gone wild"

me and my friends are gonna j.o.(Jack-off) to G.G.W.

by Mike June 24, 2003

Dick Nazi

I strict believer in non penile ways.

I heard that your mom is a Dick Nazi.

by Mike December 30, 2003

hugieo

my bitch

"hugieo get over here and suck my dick" said hugieo's mom

by mike June 16, 2003

dually twolliez

The ultimate hand in poker. No hand, no matter what anyone says, will lose to the mighty force that is dually twolliez.

"Ha! WTF ur a N00B! I have 4 qces!!11!1one!1"

*clears throat*

"Ahem. Stfu, I have dually twolliez bizatch, you fuckin lose! Give me your house!"

*crying*

"Nooooooo! Blast those dually twolliez!"

by Mike September 15, 2004