Mi sofakingweetodded's definitions

cockage cheez

The little cheezy balls of. dried semen stuck amongst your pubic hairs after sex or masturbating

Gf) you have been playing with yourself again , its only obvious with all that cockage cheez i see stuck to your pubic hairs and dried on your balls

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017

assfixxiation

The procedure made famous by kardashian sisters

Kim) hey chloe how did bruces assfixxiation procedure go

Chloe ) ok but now he looks more than ever like mom

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017

wienerhosen

European style of smaller thinner condoms

If you want some sex tonight better pick up a box of. wienerhosen cause you arent bare backing me anymore ,and get the non lubed ones. , i enjoy the friction

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017

poodytat

A large tattoo around a womans shaved vagina

(New lover )So how often do you have to shave to keep that. poodytat visible

(Woman ) its a daily chore. But look at my pretty snow crab

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 16, 2017

sementery

The piles of tissues next to the bed from being a lazy chronic masturbator

All those tissues laying around the bed are looking like a sementery full of ghosts

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

boohoozer

Boohoozer. Is that friend we all have that the more they drink booze the more they start in with the crying

Dude you dont want drink with her ...she becomes a real boohoozer after a few beers

by Mi sofakingweetodded April 20, 2018

heetstroke

When you masturbate and forget to wash off the icy hot or muscle rub you just applied off your hands

Wife) honey why is you penis so red ? Looks like heetstroke again
Husband ) yea i forgot to wash my hands again after the icy hot i applied

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 17, 2017