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Definitions by Mi sofakingweetodded

assfixxiation 

Kim) hey chloe how did bruces assfixxiation procedure go

Chloe ) ok but now he looks more than ever like mom

hat trick ho

A woman who likes to have sex with three generations of a family
Girl) hey how come your hurting so much today? Rough night or?
Girl2 ) well last night i had sex with billy bob , his dad and thier granpa too
Girl1 ) wow that makes you a hat trick ho in my book great job

hummbucker 

To motorboat and vibrate your tongue while working her clitoris over till she starts bucking back in your face
Man i picked up a hottie last night and gave her my special treat ..man i gave her a hummbucker till she squirted all over

subpenna 

A less than adequate penis
A victim of smallcox disease
Well by the size of that subpenna your showing me you must be a attorney

Shittalkie 

The guy you know is full of shit and lying about everything he says
Hey joe gotta go . no way can i listen to that. shittalkie billy bob ...gives me a freakin headache

truckstitute 

Loaner truck you get when yours is getting serviced. Its sloppy ,wore out . too many have drove it hard and abused it and left it dirty
Man by the looks of it. and how sloppy it drives. Seems i got stuck with the truckstitute from the truck dealers

shiftgasm 

The pleasing orgasm one may receive from riding the shift knob in a vehicle
Damn i still cant get a grip on that shifter , seems that knob is still is slippery from the shiftgasm it gave that chic from the bar last night