To motorboat and vibrate your tongue while working her clitoris over till she starts bucking back in your face
Man i picked up a hottie last night and gave her my special treat ..man i gave her a hummbucker till she squirted all over
by Mi sofakingweetodded May 11, 2017
Loaner truck you get when yours is getting serviced. Its sloppy ,wore out . too many have drove it hard and abused it and left it dirty
Man by the looks of it. and how sloppy it drives. Seems i got stuck with the truckstitute from the truck dealers
by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017
The cloud of black smoke that blinds you when behind one of those dodge cummins or chevy duramaxx diesels and they hit the pedal to the floor you get poofenfoggin
Man) oh damn i cant see a thing. That redneck is poofenfogginthe whole intersection
Dude) yea i hate those damn wanna be 18 wheelers
Dude) yea i hate those damn wanna be 18 wheelers
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 22, 2017
Damn i still cant get a grip on that shifter , seems that knob is still is slippery from the shiftgasm it gave that chic from the bar last night
by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017
That age when a man no. longer cums half a pint each act. Now its just a squirttle and finally just dust
Wife) honey i think i actually.feel dryer after you ejaculated ...thats getting. to be semen o leana.
No worries about babys at least
No worries about babys at least
by Mi sofakingweetodded January 12, 2018
I finally found her g spot and ended up giving her the first squirttlegasam she ever had spraying the whole bed with her. vaginal fluids
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016
Getting a handjob after someone has applied icy hot or asorbine jr and didnt remember to wash thier hands afterwards
Wife. ) honey whats wrong ? Why is your penis getting so red?
Husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?
Husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?
by Mi sofakingweetodded August 15, 2017