Mi sofakingweetodded's definitions

poodytat

A large tattoo around a womans shaved vagina

(New lover )So how often do you have to shave to keep that. poodytat visible

(Woman ) its a daily chore. But look at my pretty snow crab

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 16, 2017

squirttlegasam

A g spot orgasm that makes her squirt like a porn star

I finally found her g spot and ended up giving her the first squirttlegasam she ever had spraying the whole bed with her. vaginal fluids

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

cockage cheez

The little cheezy balls of. dried semen stuck amongst your pubic hairs after sex or masturbating

Gf) you have been playing with yourself again , its only obvious with all that cockage cheez i see stuck to your pubic hairs and dried on your balls

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017

heetstroke

When you masturbate and forget to wash off the icy hot or muscle rub you just applied off your hands

Wife) honey why is you penis so red ? Looks like heetstroke again
Husband ) yea i forgot to wash my hands again after the icy hot i applied

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 17, 2017

splatterdabs

The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea

Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

whackenhutter

Security people who hide in thier little huts to masturbate while the real cops do the work

You cant ever find security.here cause they are a bunch of whackenhutters.hiding in thier little. whackenhuts. while the real cops take out the criminals

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

shrinkidink

The look of a mans penis after swimming in cold water

(Girl) uh oh dude you been swimming ?? I can tell from the shrinkidink you have going on down there ....or are you always that small?

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 16, 2017