Mi sofakingweetodded's definitions

whackenshack

The little security huts where the guards all hang out having coffee and reading man porn

Stranger #1 Hi has anyone seen security around here?
Stranger #2. I would try going to that whackenshackacross the mall parking lot

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

shiftgasm

The pleasing orgasm one may receive from riding the shift knob in a vehicle

Damn i still cant get a grip on that shifter , seems that knob is still is slippery from the shiftgasm it gave that chic from the bar last night

by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017

screamcicle

My 400 horsepower chevy s10 painted orange and white like a creamcicle ice cream bar

All that horsepower in that little white and orange s10 makes it pass you like a screamcicle

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

heetstroke

Getting a handjob after someone has applied icy hot or asorbine jr and didnt remember to wash thier hands afterwards

Wife. ) honey whats wrong ? Why is your penis getting so red?

Husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017

truckstitute

Loaner truck you get when yours is getting serviced. Its sloppy ,wore out . too many have drove it hard and abused it and left it dirty

Man by the looks of it. and how sloppy it drives. Seems i got stuck with the truckstitute from the truck dealers

by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017

splatterdabs

The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea

Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

hat trick ho

A woman who likes to have sex with three generations of a family

Girl) hey how come your hurting so much today? Rough night or?
Girl2 ) well last night i had sex with billy bob , his dad and thier granpa too
Girl1 ) wow that makes you a hat trick ho in my book great job

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017