Mi sofakingweetodded's definitions

cockage cheez

The little cheezy balls of. dried semen stuck amongst your pubic hairs after sex or masturbating

Gf) you have been playing with yourself again , its only obvious with all that cockage cheez i see stuck to your pubic hairs and dried on your balls

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017

squirttlegasam

A g spot orgasm that makes her squirt like a porn star

I finally found her g spot and ended up giving her the first squirttlegasam she ever had spraying the whole bed with her. vaginal fluids

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

hickory nut crunch

A powerful back kick straight to a mans balls

Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

shiftgasm

The pleasing orgasm one may receive from riding the shift knob in a vehicle

Damn i still cant get a grip on that shifter , seems that knob is still is slippery from the shiftgasm it gave that chic from the bar last night

by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017

chuckey cheeze hell

Having to spend a day with screaming kids and singing robots

Think id rather do another year in jail than another qfternoon down in chuckey cheeze hell

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

sementery

The piles of tissues next to the bed from being a lazy chronic masturbator

All those tissues laying around the bed are looking like a sementery full of ghosts

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

boohoozer

Boohoozer. Is that friend we all have that the more they drink booze the more they start in with the crying

Dude you dont want drink with her ...she becomes a real boohoozer after a few beers

by Mi sofakingweetodded April 20, 2018