The cloud of black smoke that blinds you when behind one of those dodge cummins or chevy duramaxx diesels and they hit the pedal to the floor you get poofenfoggin
Man) oh damn i cant see a thing. That redneck is poofenfogginthe whole intersection
Dude) yea i hate those damn wanna be 18 wheelers
Dude) yea i hate those damn wanna be 18 wheelers
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 22, 2017
That age when a man no. longer cums half a pint each act. Now its just a squirttle and finally just dust
Wife) honey i think i actually.feel dryer after you ejaculated ...thats getting. to be semen o leana.
No worries about babys at least
No worries about babys at least
by Mi sofakingweetodded January 12, 2018
I finally found her g spot and ended up giving her the first squirttlegasam she ever had spraying the whole bed with her. vaginal fluids
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016
Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 25, 2016
(New lover )So how often do you have to shave to keep that. poodytat visible
(Woman ) its a daily chore. But look at my pretty snow crab
(Woman ) its a daily chore. But look at my pretty snow crab
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 17, 2017
I picked up a gmilf at graceland hotel, damn i think i got elvisphyllus cause everytime i try to pee it feels like a hunk a hunk burning love
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016
all those hillbillies who now have a blm sign in window hoping it will protect them otherwise they are haters of movement
billy
i see the blmabillys just put a new sign in the window
bob
yea they just dont want protesters messing them up otherwise they are straight up haters
i see the blmabillys just put a new sign in the window
bob
yea they just dont want protesters messing them up otherwise they are straight up haters
by Mi sofakingweetodded June 21, 2021