Mi sofakingweetodded's definitions

squirttlegasam

A g spot orgasm that makes her squirt like a porn star

I finally found her g spot and ended up giving her the first squirttlegasam she ever had spraying the whole bed with her. vaginal fluids

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

poodytat

A large tattoo around a womans shaved vagina

(New lover )So how often do you have to shave to keep that. poodytat visible

(Woman ) its a daily chore. But look at my pretty snow crab

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 16, 2017

boohoozer

Boohoozer. Is that friend we all have that the more they drink booze the more they start in with the crying

Dude you dont want drink with her ...she becomes a real boohoozer after a few beers

by Mi sofakingweetodded April 20, 2018

sementery

The piles of tissues next to the bed from being a lazy chronic masturbator

All those tissues laying around the bed are looking like a sementery full of ghosts

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

screamcicle

My 400 horsepower chevy s10 painted orange and white like a creamcicle ice cream bar

All that horsepower in that little white and orange s10 makes it pass you like a screamcicle

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

heetstroke

Getting a handjob after someone has applied icy hot or asorbine jr and didnt remember to wash thier hands afterwards

Wife. ) honey whats wrong ? Why is your penis getting so red?

Husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017

splatterdabs

The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea

Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016