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Jack and Jill

A "comedy" movie so horrendously awful, that (unless you're a rabid, and I mean RABID Adam Sandler fan) you'll want to hang yourself about 30 minutes in. It basically stars Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler in drag, and what follows in 90 minutes of brain melting, eye gouging cinematic regurgitation.

How bad is it you ask? Well, consider this. This movie was one of the films featured at the 2012 Razzie Awards...it won EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN AWARD.......that's how bad it is
I'd rather remove my tonsils with a pair of nail clippers then watch Jack and Jill
by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018
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New England Patriots

A football team reserved for players who can't play football without cheating in some way, whether it be spying on other teams' strategies, deflating the footballs before a game, or paying off the referees so they'll totally be on your side, even if you commit the most blatant fouls ever seen. They are also the sworn enemies of the New York Giants, who stomped their asses at the Superbowl TWICE, something that Patriot fans will be stewing over until they leave this earth.
Sure my team lost, but at least we don't have to cheat like the New England Patriots
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
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RAREWARE

A once great video game making company that produced such classics as Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Perfect Dark and Donkey Kong 64. But sadly is now but a withered husk of it's former self, thanks in part to leaving Nintendo for Microsoft. RAREWARE still lives on in the hearts of video game fans who lived through the 90's, but it is highly unlikely they will ever return to their former glory

DAMN YOU TO HELL MICROSOFT!!
Man, RAREWARE used to make some of the best games, now they're shit...oh well, least
Nintendo is still going strong
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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Post Malone

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox
by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018
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Vegemite

I said "do you speak my language?", he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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Barrel

1: A wooden container normally used to hold gallons of white people happy juice (AKA wine)

2: The part of a gun the bullet comes out of

3: A type of roll that is most easily done when behind the wheel of an Arwing (Rest in Peace Rick May)

4: To run at top speed with zero disregard for anyone or anything in front of you, and to have little concern for making contact with them

5: Pewdiepie's mortal enemies (back when Pewdiepie was fun to watch)
Fox: Enemies are straight ahead, what should we do!?
Peppy: Do a barrel roll!
by Metallicajunkie April 30, 2020
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Selena'd

The act of being killed by someone who greatly admires you and/or is obsessed with you, much like Tejano singer Selena
Anna Kendrick didn't return my affections, so I Selena'd her sorry ass!
by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018
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