by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018
A football team reserved for players who can't play football without cheating in some way, whether it be spying on other teams' strategies, deflating the footballs before a game, or paying off the referees so they'll totally be on your side, even if you commit the most blatant fouls ever seen. They are also the sworn enemies of the New York Giants, who stomped their asses at the Superbowl TWICE, something that Patriot fans will be stewing over until they leave this earth.
by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018
It's what people who eat Airheads candy say before their heads swell up to the size of medicine balls
by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018
A smaller and cutesier version of a famous anime/video game/comic book character, often looking just like the character themselves, but with large puppy dog eyes, inviting smiles, and on some occasions, arms and legs that end in finger and toeless nubs. Pretty much the Mini Me of the fan art community
by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018
Quiet locations where you can locate such famous people as Michael Jackson, Marlon Brando, Heath Ledger, Farrah Fawcett and Smitty Werbenyegermanjenson
by Metallicajunkie October 03, 2018
Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you, yours truly, Princess Toadstool, Peach
by Metallicajunkie October 09, 2018
A method of drinking alcohol that involves shoving a tube up your rectum, and then feeding booze through said tube into your ass, which somehow manages to give you a stronger and quicker buzz then drinking it normally. Often seen as a staple amongst drunken fraternity tomfoolery
by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018