Poof

1: The sound the Fairly Oddparents make when they disappear and/or reappear

2: A crappy hairstyle that Snooki from Jersey Shore believed she had invented

3: A famous quote made by legendary YouTuber Markiplier "POOF!"

Timmy Turner: You guys had to poof off to Camp Happy Crownyville, while I got rained and volleyballed on!

by Metallicajunkie October 09, 2018

Fisherman's Dwarf

Used to describe a midget who hails from the city of San Francisco, California (specifically found in one of their famous seaports)

I was about to go fishing, and that Fisherman's Dwarf stole my bait! STOP THIEF!!

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Momo

A disturbing figure depicted as a Japanese woman with huge bulging eyes, a terrifying smile, long, black Grudge style hair, a small, armless torso, and large bird like legs. Momo is actually an art project made by a Japanese college student, but the project has now become known as a modern day Creepypasta monster. It's said that Momo has an online page, and if you contact her through it, she may just answer you back, but be warned, doing so can have DIRE consequences. All and all, it's just another figure used to scare people, not much else

I called Momo at 3:00 last night, I'm leaving the country in about an hour

by Metallicajunkie October 01, 2018

Suicide

A permanent answer to a temporary problem that does endless amounts more damage then it fixes

I heard you tried to commit suicide, please talk to me, how can I help you?

by Metallicajunkie October 09, 2018

Thanos

The only MARVEL supervillain who could murder a large number of superheroes, and still make audiences burst into tears about meeting his own end

Dude! You can stop crying over Thanos dying, the movie ended two hours ago!

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Bieber Tattoo

A really poor quality and crappy tattoo that looks more like a doodle from your elementary school notebook, that was done with a pencil or a crayon instead of using an ink needle. Named after the cavalcade of shitty tattoos adorned on Justin Bieber's little chicken wings

Tattoo Artist: Hey man, how's the tattoo I gave.....why do you look pissed?
Customer: YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BIEBER TATTOO!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN MONEY BACK!!

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Mascot

A furry before furries were even a thing

I hate wearing this mascot outfit, I sweat my ass off, it's ridiculously itchy, and all the players
make fun of me, EVEN THE DAMN CHEERLEADERS!

by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018