Mr. Meaty

Without question, the most fucked up chuck of nightmare fuel Nickelodeon has ever aired, words can not describe the disturbing nature and content of this "cartoon", a word of warning if you look it up online, make sure you set up an therapy appointment in advance, YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.......

Kyle: Hmm, there's a show called Mr. Meaty on next, I'll check it out
*2 hours later*
Kyle's Brother: Kyle!? Are you okay!?
Kyle: *rocking back and forth in the fetal position with a look of horror on his face*

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Australia

The Land of Deadly Creatures:
The one continent on the planet where at least 97.9 percent of the wildlife won't hesitate to kill your ass. These animals in question include:

The most aggressive and venomous species of spider (the Funnel Web)
A snake with venom so strong, one drop can kill 250,000 mice (the Taipan)
A goofy looking bird that can rip your stomach open with karate kicks (the Cassowary)
A funny looking mammal with a toxic spur on it's back leg (the Platypus)
Steve Irwin's bread and butter (the Saltwater Crocodile)
Baby eating wild dogs (the Dingo)
Australia's national animal that will either strangle you or gut you with a well placed kick (the Kangaroo)
And the single most venomous animal on the planet (the Box Jellyfish)

Needless to say, you're risking your life when you travel here

Guy 1: Did you hear about Tom, he went to Australia and got killed by a crocodile!
Guy 2: I thought he was bitten by a funnel web
Guy 3: Well, I could've sworn he was stung by a box jellyfish

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

Justice

What this country is without, proof of which is the fact Kavanaugh managed to be elected

There is no justice in this country anymore

by Metallicajunkie October 09, 2018

Sheen

Totally awesome and hilarious character from the Nickelodeon cartoon Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, famously known for his obsession of anything having to do with the superhero Ultra-Lord. He is also known for saving his hometown from a monstrous alien by singing horribly, learning how to communicate with pterodactyls, and mastering the art of placing your foot behind your head. He even got his own spin off show called Planet Sheen, but it didn't really do as well

Jimmy: Sheen, don't you ever get tired of Ultra-Lord?
Sheen: HECK NO JIMMY!

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

British Shorthair

A fluffy species of cat hailing from the UK (hence the name), they are also known as the British Blue because of their blueish gray fur. There are two very famous British Shorthair cats in pop culture. The first being Church, the cat from the 1989 horror movie Pet Sematary. The second being the British Shorthair used in the "I Can Haz Cheezburger" picture that kickstarted the LOLCat phenomenon

I'd like to adopt the British Shorthair, he's so cute!

by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

Thanos

The only MARVEL supervillain who could murder a large number of superheroes, and still make audiences burst into tears about meeting his own end

Dude! You can stop crying over Thanos dying, the movie ended two hours ago!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

West Of Center

A variation of the term "left of center" but FAR more intense. Used to describe people who are clearly mentally unstable, babble on and on about stuff that makes no sense whatsoever, and who view themselves in the most narcissistic way you could possibly imagine.

The first instance of a person being West of Center, was a black celebrity who had a meeting Donald Trump the other day

Jesus Christ, I'm not going near that guy, he's completely west of center!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018