sidetracked

When one or one's gf/bf starts talking about other guys/girls excessively/obsessively. Also when they get very interested in other people.

Rox (Mer's gf): *talks about "cute kid in math"*
Mer (Rox's bf): you should take pictures of him and show me exactly how "cute" he is.
Rox: atleast I'd have pics of him
Mer: wait what? you never said anything like that about having pics of me.
Rox: sorry I got sidetracked!
Mer: SIDETRACKED! SIDETRACKED?!

by Mertown October 03, 2007

Television

Chewing gum for the eyes.

"Television is chewing gum for the eyes."
Frank Lloyd Wright (1869 - 1959)

by Mertown July 03, 2007

War

Politics with bloodshed

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed."
Mao Tse-Tung (1893 - 1976)

by Mertown July 03, 2007

artist's vision

When someone sees any possible detail that changes one person from another. This vision is often used to tell how someone feels, or how old someone is. The better your vision, the easier it is to tell the traits of someone just by looking at them.

Merlin has a really good artist's vision. He asked this one chick about herself saying stuff like, "Are you 15?" and he was right about everything!

by Mertown January 04, 2008

refamousize

to make famous one who was famous before but not anymore

Natt: omg, i think Mertown is trying to refamousize himself

by Mertown September 28, 2007

stalling

When one has nothing to say on the phone and makes stuff up. Usually when neither person wants to hang up and has nothing to say.

Mer: sooo...
Rox: yeah
Mer: totally
Rox: totally tubular
Mer: so tubular its almost cylindrical
Rox: hahaha
Mer: gah i hate stalling
Rox: hahaha me too

by Mertown September 23, 2007

Television

An invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

"The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home."
-David Frost

by Mertown July 03, 2007