Mertown's definitions
by Mertown September 28, 2007

When one has nothing to say on the phone and makes stuff up. Usually when neither person wants to hang up and has nothing to say.
Mer: sooo...
Rox: yeah
Mer: totally
Rox: totally tubular
Mer: so tubular its almost cylindrical
Rox: hahaha
Mer: gah i hate stalling
Rox: hahaha me too
Rox: yeah
Mer: totally
Rox: totally tubular
Mer: so tubular its almost cylindrical
Rox: hahaha
Mer: gah i hate stalling
Rox: hahaha me too
by Mertown September 23, 2007

An invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
"The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home."
-David Frost
-David Frost
by Mertown July 3, 2007

by Mertown July 3, 2007

Mertown: rox you're so hot
xroxannex: yeah lol
Mertown: yep lol
xroxannex: mhm
Mertown: chyea lol
xroxannex: hahaha
Natt: omg mer and rox are hot-talking again
xroxannex: yeah lol
Mertown: yep lol
xroxannex: mhm
Mertown: chyea lol
xroxannex: hahaha
Natt: omg mer and rox are hot-talking again
by Mertown September 23, 2007

When one or one's gf/bf starts talking about other guys/girls excessively/obsessively. Also when they get very interested in other people.
Rox (Mer's gf): *talks about "cute kid in math"*
Mer (Rox's bf): you should take pictures of him and show me exactly how "cute" he is.
Rox: atleast I'd have pics of him
Mer: wait what? you never said anything like that about having pics of me.
Rox: sorry I got sidetracked!
Mer: SIDETRACKED! SIDETRACKED?!
Mer (Rox's bf): you should take pictures of him and show me exactly how "cute" he is.
Rox: atleast I'd have pics of him
Mer: wait what? you never said anything like that about having pics of me.
Rox: sorry I got sidetracked!
Mer: SIDETRACKED! SIDETRACKED?!
by Mertown October 3, 2007

happy guy: I love life! Oh and girls too! I love how everything is great! (dramatization)
sad guy: I hate you and your happyabilityness. Go die please.
sad guy: I hate you and your happyabilityness. Go die please.
by Mertown January 4, 2008
