Mertown's definitions

Television

The triumph of machine over man.

"Television is the triumph of machine over people."
Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

by Mertown July 3, 2007

roflmfgaoiol

An acronym meaning, "rolling on floor laughing my fucking ghetto ass off intensely out loud."

Used mostly when you are laughing so hard that you can't breath and you are crying.

OMG Rox that was SOO funny i'm seriously roflmfgaoiol here!

by Mertown October 23, 2007

difficutie

a conjunction of difficult and cutie. Used mostly to name a cute person who is too stubborn.

rox: I'm fat
mer: no you aren't! don't think like that, you're perfect.
rox: no I'm fat. I'm squishy.
mer: so? alot of people are squishy. it doesn't mean they are fat! and trust me, you aren't fat.
rox: no, I'm positive that I'm fat.
mer: gah, there is no reasoning with you. you are such a difficutie

by Mertown November 22, 2007