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An invention that permits you to be entertained in your living
room
by
people
you wouldn't have in your
home
.
"The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by
people
you wouldn't have in your
home
."
-David
Frost
Television
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Mertown
July 3, 2007
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Chewing
gum
for the
eyes
.
"Television is chewing
gum
for the
eyes
."
Frank Lloyd
Wright
(1869 - 1959)
Television
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July 3, 2007
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The
triumph
of
machine
over
man
.
"Television is the triumph of
machine
over people."
Fred
Allen
(1894 - 1956)
Television
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July 3, 2007
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