Definitions by Meghan and Jenny

hust 

when you see something that's really really dusty you must write hust in the dust.

"hust"

hust by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003

Chut 

a penis that is thicker than it is long

thats one hell of a chut on that naked midget over there, eh horace?

Chut by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003

apparatus

thingy

"haha, you're going to help him test his APPARATUS!"

apparatus by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003

eureka

an exclamation indicating some ungodly midget related exodus into the wilds of nairobi

"eureka! i hope the dingos don't eat my midget, horace."

eureka by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003

hoon 

the apparatus used to remove blackheads from your ear.

horace, you should see the log i got out when i used the hoon.

hoon by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003

boitch 

a gay cowboy who likes to stick his finger in people's heifers

After moving to Texas, all the damn boitches in the neighborhood kept going after my cattle.

boitch by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003

calamity 

when a typhoon occurs from every bodily orfice at once

My calamity was so loud it could be heard for miles, blowing trees over and making puppies go deaf.

calamity by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003