when a typhoon
occurs from every bodily orfice at once
My calamity was so loud it could be heard for miles, blowing trees over and making puppies go deaf.
when you see something that's really really dusty you must write hust in the dust.
a gay cowboy who likes to stick his finger in people's heifers
After moving to Texas, all the damn boitches in the neighborhood kept going after my cattle.
an exclamation indicating some ungodly midget related exodus into the wilds of nairobi
"eureka! i hope the dingos don't eat my midget, horace."
1) a huge whooshing pee
2) the act of expelling a large quantity of noxious gasses from the rectal, vaginal, naval, penisal, nasal, oral, or optical orfice
1) Horace typhooned into the trash recepticle.
2) It seems like every time I pass by you on the street, you're typhooning.
a penis that is thicker than it is long
thats one hell of a chut on that naked midget over there, eh horace?
used to remove blackheads from your ear.
horace, you should see the log i got out when i used the hoon.