Megan's definitions

diddlio

1. happenings of a recent kind.
2. a thing

What's the diddlio?
How's your diddlio hangin', yo?

by Megan December 29, 2004

technol

A pimpin' dude that has a nice car and gets hot girls. He makes girls like anal sex. Also likes lesbians. Known as Jeff. Sucks because he gets to go to Asia and we don't.

"Man, I had anal with Technol last night!"
"OMG..I had anal with him the other day!"
"Really?"
"Yeah! He makes anal so good I want it everyday!"

by Megan December 24, 2003

how'd

how'd ya get that bite on your neck?

by Megan July 20, 2003

tonguing phobia

One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).

Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!

by Megan February 22, 2005

suck at life

A phrase to be yelled when a mistake is made -- be it big or small. Japanese in origin.

1. Cindy: I broke a nail!
Jane: You suck at life!

2. Jane: I hit an old man with my car as he was crossing the street!
Cindy: You suck at life!

by Megan September 4, 2004

road rules

Best show ever made. Shut the hell up you losers.

I watch Road Rules every day after school.

by Megan July 16, 2003

Merch™

Really sexXxi, hot, gorgeous... wanted by Megan!

Whoo hoo look it's Robbie! :P

by Megan July 25, 2004