Megan's definitions

nard

a cross between a nerd and a retard.

yesterday my boyfriend went to chess club! what a f***ing nard!

by megan November 14, 2003

tubthumping

having sex in the bathtub (can/does involve more than 2 people)

he and i snuck into the bath room to "tubthump"

by megan November 11, 2004

Facehead

Facehead is a nicer version of 'fck face.' or calling someone stupid,and retarded.

Brittany was acting like such a facehead on the phone.

by Megan June 30, 2004

smimy

a particularly large, disgusting looking piece/portion of roadkill, usually squirrels but also including dogs, deer, rabbits, spare tires (if they are covered in blood), chipmunks, rodents, hairy animals, or celebrities, with lots of blood.

Holy piss, that was the biggest smimy I have ever seen! Turn around so we can take a picture of it!!

by Megan December 31, 2003

dropping the kids at the pool

When you get the intense feeling of a desperate need to take a BIG shit!!

Man can I call you back, I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

by megan July 7, 2004

defunkitated

wack, weird

That guy has some defunkitated shoes!

by megan May 28, 2004

turtles

travel in damn flocks not herds

Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!

by Megan September 11, 2004