Megan's definitions

MJ

the best radio personality known to man
master
genius

MJ Kelly host of the MJ morning show on 93.3 FLZ

by Megan December 1, 2003

nard

a cross between a nerd and a retard.

yesterday my boyfriend went to chess club! what a f***ing nard!

by megan November 14, 2003

turtles

travel in damn flocks not herds

Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!

by Megan September 11, 2004

lumpy

A girl that makes up stupid pathetic lies and is really fucking ugly and annoying. she lie about friends and how she stays out until 3 in teh morning, etc. etc.

Megan Jerrell is very lumpy and very slutty.

by Megan September 27, 2004

Facehead

Facehead is a nicer version of 'fck face.' or calling someone stupid,and retarded.

Brittany was acting like such a facehead on the phone.

by Megan June 30, 2004

dropping the kids at the pool

When you get the intense feeling of a desperate need to take a BIG shit!!

Man can I call you back, I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

by megan July 7, 2004

Rainbow Cheesecake

Starting Your Period.

Random girl: Eeek!
Other random girl: What?
Random girl: Rainbow cheesecake!
Other random girl: Eeek!

by Megan November 7, 2004