Megan's definitions

road rules

Best show ever made. Shut the hell up you losers.

I watch Road Rules every day after school.

by Megan July 16, 2003

Merch™

Really sexXxi, hot, gorgeous... wanted by Megan!

Whoo hoo look it's Robbie! :P

by Megan July 25, 2004

suck at life

A phrase to be yelled when a mistake is made -- be it big or small. Japanese in origin.

1. Cindy: I broke a nail!
Jane: You suck at life!

2. Jane: I hit an old man with my car as he was crossing the street!
Cindy: You suck at life!

by Megan September 4, 2004

smimy

a particularly large, disgusting looking piece/portion of roadkill, usually squirrels but also including dogs, deer, rabbits, spare tires (if they are covered in blood), chipmunks, rodents, hairy animals, or celebrities, with lots of blood.

Holy piss, that was the biggest smimy I have ever seen! Turn around so we can take a picture of it!!

by Megan December 31, 2003

defunkitated

wack, weird

That guy has some defunkitated shoes!

by megan May 28, 2004

dropping the kids at the pool

When you get the intense feeling of a desperate need to take a BIG shit!!

Man can I call you back, I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

by megan July 7, 2004

Rainbow Cheesecake

Starting Your Period.

Random girl: Eeek!
Other random girl: What?
Random girl: Rainbow cheesecake!
Other random girl: Eeek!

by Megan November 7, 2004