Megan's definitions

simply a newbie

a simple newbie.

I am simply a newbie.

by Megan March 3, 2004

technol

A pimpin' dude that has a nice car and gets hot girls. He makes girls like anal sex. Also likes lesbians. Known as Jeff. Sucks because he gets to go to Asia and we don't.

"Man, I had anal with Technol last night!"
"OMG..I had anal with him the other day!"
"Really?"
"Yeah! He makes anal so good I want it everyday!"

by Megan December 24, 2003

diddlio

1. happenings of a recent kind.
2. a thing

What's the diddlio?
How's your diddlio hangin', yo?

by Megan December 29, 2004

skatalites

A group of people who created the great music we should all listen to today and forever, SKA!!!!

"simmer down..."
Skatalites Featuring Bob Marley and the Wailers

by Megan May 13, 2005

tonguing phobia

One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).

Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!

by Megan February 22, 2005

Yahoozafitz

Slacker, anti-christ, and unworthy of a higher position.

You dumb yahoozafitz.

by megan December 12, 2003

Blonde

A person who acts really stupid even if they aren't necessarily. Also associated with forgetfulness, ditzy, and bouncy. Can laugh excessively

Jen, you're being such a blonde today!

Jen: hehe, I know! heheheheh!

by megan February 15, 2004