137 definition by Megan

A person that posseses asshole like qualities.
Oh my gosh you are such a donus!
by megan April 09, 2005

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A thildo is a thong...and a dildo...like a built in dildo on some panties..so the girl can have plesure whenever she wants
I went to the store and bought a thildo and now i dont have to hide it from my friends when im horny
by Megan March 25, 2005

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One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).
Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!
by Megan February 22, 2005

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When you play a poker game and the loser strips. Duh!
"We played strip poker last night, right down to our nickers!'
by Megan December 16, 2004

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what politicians do in order to garner support for themselves from the common people; going out into the public to meet and greet; similar to baby kissing.
that skeezy politician was out pressing the flesh to try and save his sputtering campaign.
by megan August 12, 2004

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Something that is very cool or interesting.
Person 1: Check out this new CD I got.
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's real spiffy.
by Megan July 25, 2004

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wack, weird
That guy has some defunkitated shoes!
by megan May 28, 2004

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