Definitions by Megan

lumpy 

A girl that makes up stupid pathetic lies and is really fucking ugly and annoying. she lie about friends and how she stays out until 3 in teh morning, etc. etc.

Megan Jerrell is very lumpy and very slutty.

lumpy by Megan September 27, 2004

turtles 

travel in damn flocks not herds

Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!

turtles by Megan September 11, 2004

Monopoly 

69...need I say more?

Lets go into my room and we can play Monopoly!

Monopoly by Megan September 11, 2004

Shwingable 

Shwingable is a term used to describe something that is "cool," or "wicked," NOT anything like the term "Shwing."

Dude, Ricky's ride is so shwingable, I want one like it but blue. think of all the babes I could get with it!

Shwingable by Megan September 10, 2004

suck at life 

A phrase to be yelled when a mistake is made -- be it big or small. Japanese in origin.

1. Cindy: I broke a nail!
Jane: You suck at life!

2. Jane: I hit an old man with my car as he was crossing the street!
Cindy: You suck at life!

suck at life by Megan September 4, 2004

hor 

Literal spelling of hor. Normally use sarcastically online, rarely as a direct insult, unless you are a complete idiot and do not see what when you misspell as simple a word as whore you will be mocked endlessly by the elite grammar nazis of the 'net.

-My heade is pastede on, yay!
-That's my head, hor!

hor by Megan September 4, 2004

my hed is pastede on, yay! 

A phrase used to refer to the internet trend of people cropping the head of one person, perhaps a celebrity, and putting on the body of someone else, such as a naked person, via an image-editing program like Photoshop or Paintshop Pro. Often very obvious and ridiculously stupid. Originated via fandom wank. Spelled in the manner of illiterate 13 year olds.

13 Year Old Boy: Look, J.Lo naked! With Britney Spears!
Picture: My hed is pastede on, yay!

my hed is pastede on, yay! by Megan September 4, 2004